Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients' Mouths.

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"When I swallowed I tasted it, and it was semen. ..."

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Sounds like a connoisseur.

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Originally Posted by stormy

if she didn't notice the shit in her food for 3 years, what was it that finally made her "suspicious"? A mushroom stamp direct to the head?

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An extra "nugget" in her Chicken McNuggets? :yuck:

As I recall he was mixing it in pretty well so she wouldn't detect it. I don't remember what they said tipped her off.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Sounds like a connoisseur.

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Her stock is rising...

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

This reminds me of a news story I heard a few years ago. This woman was renting an apartment in this guy's house for several years, and for some reason or another she started getting suspicious. She hired someone to check things out and she discovered that he had been sneaking into her apartment during the day while she was out at work and planting his own feces in the food in her fridge. When arrested, the man confessed to having done this for the last three years. That's right, this woman had been eating this man's shit for three fucking years. Damn.

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Musta' been some goood sh... Okay that was lame, sorry.

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Originally Posted by Master

Her stock is rising...

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As are her protein levels..

I wonder why this made her upset anyhow, I mean, Isn't sperm better than prozak?

Well since she was so intimately familiar with the taste, perhaps she'd already consumed her allowed daily allotment and was really chastizing the dentist for making her potentially spunk overdose!?

This is pretty gross man, I don't understand what motivates certain people to do shit like this but damn...makes me glad I'm not a female going to the dentist :P

:doubt: As a dentist myself, I must say, this is not standard practice.

Five of the six patients testified Friday. The first, a 40-year-old woman, said she objected when Hall began to put a substance from a syringe into her mouth during a procedure on Sept. 4, telling him: "That smells like sperm."

This is the funniest part of that story!

Moral of the story:

Women that go to the dentist are sluts who drink a bunch of sperm.