Favorite Al Bundy quotes

People just arent as cultured anymore

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Originally Posted by Mzo

All his "fat women in the shoe store" stories are priceless. "A fat woman godzilla'd into the shoe store today..." or "she was so fat, she had smaller fat women orbiting her."

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:lol:

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Santa: There he is kids, the man who hit santa!

*kids beat up Al.

Santa: Haha, I know where you work pal!

Al: ...and I know when you had beans!

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Al: HOOTERS! HOOTERS! HOOTERS!

*flush*

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Woah Bundy!

I always loved the episode where Sam Kinneson was Al's guardian angel sent down to make Al's life look good like "A wonderful life" I think it was called "a bundyful life"

The Bundy's have a hot foreign exchange chick living in their house.

Al catches Bud drilling a hole in the wall to her room.

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Al: What you doing son?

Bud: Building a home entertainment center.

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I always liked the Nudie Bar scenes..

Al- Where you cant touch a thigh.. but you can blacken an eye.. at the nudie bar.

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Originally Posted by EvilMog007

I always liked the Nudie Bar scenes..

Al- Where you cant touch a thigh.. but you can blacken an eye.. at the nudie bar.

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Where the breasts may be fake, but man, do they shake! .. at the nudie bar!

Does anyone remember "Rocky Mountains"?

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Originally Posted by Fighter-X

Does anyone remember "Rocky Mountains"?

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You mean the stripper at The Jiggley Room with the giant rack?

Yeah.

"Where the girlies dance in their underpants. AT THE NUDIE BAR!"

Where the breasts are fake but boy do they shake AT THE NUDIE BAR!!!

Rough quote , : Al - Men, we're in our nation's capital...DUCK!*gunfire*