Pregnancy.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

It's a lot harder than most people think to get a girl pregnant, I still tempt fate once or twice a week.

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Dave, you are no longer ok. Just to start breaking you in, try this on for size..."Dad." Get used to it.

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Originally Posted by Prince Planet

Dave, you are no longer ok. Just to start breaking you in, try this on for size..."Dad." Get used to it.

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You think I cant run faster than a girl with 20 pounds of baby slowing her down?

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

You think I cant run faster than a girl with 20 pounds of baby slowing her down?

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Oh, I think you can. Just make sure you can run faster than her lawyer, Dad.

lol

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

Yeah, Especially since the girl I was with a total hippie and probably would've microwaved the babie in a pot induced frenzy.

It's a lot harder than most people think to get a girl pregnant, I still tempt fate once or twice a week.

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Pot induced frenzy? Pot induces nothing, least of all frenzies.

If it's a boy, name him after me. If it's a girl, name him after Slip.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

It's a lot harder than most people think to get a girl pregnant, I still tempt fate once or twice a week.

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Now you're just fucking asking for it.

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Originally Posted by burgundy

Pot induced frenzy? Pot induces nothing, least of all frenzies.

If it's a boy, name him after me. If it's a girl, name him after Slip.

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Simpsons reference.

I'm aware pot does not induce frenzy Mr. Do-more-drugs-and-bang-more-chicks-than-everyone. :chick:

I don't do any drugs.

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Originally Posted by burgundy

Pot induced frenzy? Pot induces nothing, least of all frenzies.

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Unless you get stoned infront of a plate of burritos/muffins/special fried rice; if that happens you will make Screaming Jay Hawkins look subdued.

I remember I was talking to this homie that used to work at my job...he was telling me that he had all these kids by all these different mothers. When I asked him about it, he was all like, "I's gots ta spread mah seed! Besides, I ain't usin' no rubbah!". I later overheard the same guy telling someone else to blow off his girlfriend and do nothing to help her when he found out she was pregnant. Swell guy.