Britney Spears Marries Dancer Dude *Updated page two

Timberlake was smart, he probably saw where she was going and cut off all ties with her. He's still doing great and she's turned into Liz Taylor.

Waldorf salad - if its what I think it is, could be possibly the most disgusting food on the earth. Isn't it lettuce, grapes and mayonaise?

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Originally Posted by Xeno G

The only way it could have been classier is if it were held at the Hooters her mom was working at when she got knocked up.

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Ooooooh, sheeeet!

Zzzzzzzzing! :link:

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Secondly, to everyone saying how low-class and backwater it is let me remind you President Bush had an almost indentical menu at his inauguration party.

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...Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Anyway, any attempted owning by Justin Timberlake is null and void because of how ridiculous he is trying to epitomize the white teenage suburbanites attempts at being 'street' and 'ghetto'.

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He's probably doing it just to make money. Which he seems to be doing a good job at.

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

He's probably doing it just to make money. Which he seems to be doing a good job at.

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True, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous in my eyes.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

True, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous in my eyes.

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Feel free, hell, it's not like I respect the man. But then, if I was offered a couple million to be a non-scary pretend "gangsta" I'd drop whatever else I was doing in a second. I've got my price.

EDIT: Actually, now it's not for sure.

"Britney and new hubby not faking it - Newlywed couple still haven't filed marriage license, however"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6073166/

Whatever.

I hope she gets aids.

God, will she ever just go away?

She has to be the most un-intelligent, attention seeker in the whole freakin' world.

I'm glad to see that our government's fight to keep the sanctity of marriage intact is working.