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Nah, but close. It was a testicle that never dropped. They brought it down into the sack, then fucking sewed it to my leg.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
I still, to this day, have not figured out why they had to sew my nutsack to my leg. It hurt like hell when they took the string out, though.
That was 14 years ago. All the plumbing's working fine now, if anyone wants to give it a go.
I'll be gentle.
Just don't blame me if you wake up with your other sack stapled to your leg.
Why the hell would they sew it back to your leg, it won't defy gravity and run back up? Seems like doctor-patient torture if you ask me. :SQuote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Yeah, I think it had something to do with keeping it in place. Maybe it would have run back up, who the hell even knows. Nutsacks are weird, headstrong sexual organs.
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cock-stuffing • Rating: 4.78 out of 9 total votes • Tried it? Yes 79%, No 21%, out of 29 total votes • Comments(3)
Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!
That is quite possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever heard suggested. Ass-stretching I understand. This goes too far.
And I still think gauging your ear too much is retarted!
I can beat that.
True medical story.
This guy used to shove a crow-shay (I have no idea how to spell that word T_T) needle down his pee whole. He would use that round hook end to stimulate his insides. Well, one day he got it hooked on something. Yeah, that didn't end well.
Doctors check your ears becuase being ill in one part of your body can make you sick in other parts. On the flipside of that, being sick in some parts will cause other parts to react in an exact way. If you know what to look for you can narrow down what a person has.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief~Silver
...the amount of pain of sticking something into your urethra makes me want to cry just thinking about it.
Then nuff said.