Something Important I learned today.

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Originally Posted by burgundy

Ever hear of AIDS tests?

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That don't matter.

You and your partner can get tests, she can go cheat on you, get AIDS, and give it to you, even though she *was* clean when you first got the test.

Don't take the chance, seriously.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

you can get AIDS from the vaginal juice too man, not just the blood

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I think you can get AIDS from saliva, even, albeit heavy amounts of it.

Any body fluids, really.

Don't fuck someone you can't trust.

A life without condomless sex isn't a life worth living.

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Originally Posted by burgundy

Don't fuck someone you can't trust.
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Unless you follow someone around 100% and keep plenty of tabs, you never know what they are doing.

But man, you know me, I'm jaded.

If I were you, I wouldn't jerk off without a condom.

IBTN.

I'll bag it up every time.

I don't want any surprise-wallent-raping-mooches until I decide tohave wallet-raping-mooches.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

Nah, but close. It was a testicle that never dropped. They brought it down into the sack, then fucking sewed it to my leg.

I still, to this day, have not figured out why they had to sew my nutsack to my leg. It hurt like hell when they took the string out, though.

That was 14 years ago. All the plumbing's working fine now, if anyone wants to give it a go.

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..........................things I never knew about mzo, part 2. :eek:

This thread gave me wood.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

My dad has had little boys of the age of 4 come in with one.

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THATS SOME HOT SHIT RIGHT THERE

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Originally Posted by arjue

THATS SOME HOT SHIT RIGHT THERE

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See! Someone else read it wrong too!