Faery Tale (Genesis)
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Faery Tale (Genesis)
Turok Evolution (PS2)
That ranks as one of your worst purchases? I suppose if you bought last week or something, then maybe.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
As for me, the only recent game that was completely horrible was Steel Battalion: Line of Contact -- made all the worse by my high expectations.
Jurassic Park SNES. Zelda + Wolfenstein - clues on where the hell to go next? Barf.
I rented that game and beat it in one weekend. No saves meant my SNES stayed on for 2 days straight =XQuote:
Originally Posted by Bacon McShig
The worst game I've bought in a long time has to be either Xbox Battlefront or Xbox Black Arrow. Fable, too.
No, I bought it on release for the same reason everyone else did: FF7 demo. Personally, I'd have rather just paid the fifty for the demo alone because the shitty game that came with it didn't do anything for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Prince Planet
1.) The characters were colorful polygonal garbage.
2.) The fighting system seemed complex, but was really quite shallow.
3.) The camera in the RPG mode was possibly the worst in gaming history.
4.) They had a character who was part chicken, part Blue Man Group. Ugh.
First off, what you wrote here is total bull. You obviously liked the game to the point you were able to divorce logic and reality from yourself when you sat down to crank out this hideously misleading review. The 'turn signal' way of doing things would be fine...if you weren't always being rushed along by a painfully short time limit, which upon falling makes you repeat that sequence from the start, the WHOLE sequence. Yes, minimalism in terms of piercing the illusion of the game world is innovative, but when it's at the cost of gameplay it's not always worth it. Don't even get me started on the 'leaning as a cure for gunshot wounds' nonsense, realism doesn't work in degrees, folks.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkRyan Getaway Review
Anytime an IGN employee tries to refer to themselves as an intellectual, the world sheds a tear. You're nowhere near being even the fringe of the gaming intelligentsia, now go fix me a McGriddle.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkRyan
Tresspasser for the PC.
$50 for a game that still runs like ass with hardware 10 times more powerful.
Hey! That was my favorite character! His blue, fuzzy half-chicken-son hatched out of an egg at the end. Worst purchase? Ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
OUCH. I can't believe anyone bought this. I love hitting a tree and dropping my gun, so I have to slap around the ground for a bit before I get it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildkat
Hmmm... uhhh... Mad Meastro? I was really disapointed with that, but I only put $5 into it so. Yea.
Final Fantasy 8. This game might have been good, I could not tell you. The title says Wost. Purchase. Ever. well I got swept up in the hype and pre-ordered the JAPANESE version of the game. I will still never know why I did this. Probably I could rank this as Stupidest. Purchase. Ever, but damn it I got to see the intro for the game before you! I have still never played it.
Yeah, what a piece of shit the PS2 was for its first few months of existence. What the hell was that crappy racer that came out for it that was really hideous? Oh yeah, Driving Emotion S or some such shit. People were spouting on about Fantavision as if it were something good because there was nothing else. Whole lotta bones down the drain right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
Jaguar too, buying that at launch with 3 games, or whatever it was, and then waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting for SOMETHING to come out. I'm still waiting for Brett Hull Hockey. :P