Presidential Election 2004

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Originally Posted by MVS

How about Kerry goes and bangs his ugly rich wife. Moore dies with both hands in a quadruple cheeseburger and Bush leds the US to conquer 50% of the world and into a war with Space Aliens, who, find a way to make liberals go crazy but are secceptable to ordinary tap water?

That = Teh Win.

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As long as the 50% doesn't include Australia :tu:

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Originally Posted by AstroBlue

How about Kerry becomes President, Bush runs a successful oil company, Moore dies of a heart attack, and Osama fucks a goat.

WINNAR IS EVERYONE BUT GOAT!

Nader is still the best Republican out there.

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if it involves a dead mike moore..works for me.

Meh
Bush wins: America gets mired down in more expensive profitless war for whatever reason. Michael Moore makes more movies, Osama stays free and kills more people and Iraq becomes 2-3 religous theocracies.

Kerry wins: America gets mired down in more expensive profitless war for whatever reason. Michael Moore makes more movies, Osama stays free and kills more people and Iraq becomes 2-3 religous theocracies.

The difference: Bush screws the gay. Man they really got it in the ass.
Everyone's happy!

Meh its only 5-10% of the population, what could THEY possibly do, throw a hissy fit?

/queer

Well, here's to our reputation getting even shittier in the international community. Great.

And this thread is a great example of what I think is so wrong with this country. "We're winning. "We're losing." WE are Americans. Screw this Republican and Democrat BS. Get rid of parties, and vote for the people who you think are best, not just who falls into some ridiculous "party" you've decided to align yourself with.

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Originally Posted by The Chronicle

I still don't think it's possible for Florida and Ohio to be called tonight. Too many uncounted votes, so I don't think anything will be official tonight.

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Florida is done, its at like 99% in. And the current Bush lead means that Kerry will have to have like 90% of the votes coming in from absentees and such, and EVERYONE says thats a impossibility.

Ohio has yet to be called by CNN. Others are calling but they want to be sure. Mainly because its at like 80% and like a 100,000 difference. There is like a pixil left of energy in Kerrys bar in Ohio, so its pretty much done.

BUT, he can make a come back. A crazy mad comeback.

I agree. We should band together. And we will. But you know what? A lot of us right-leaning people on a lot of liberal campuses have to always hear how we are turning a blind eye to atrocities. Every single day.

So give us a little gun for a few minutes ;p

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Originally Posted by Clash_Master

BUT, he can make a come back. A crazy mad comeback.

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What like this?

Unlikely, Kerry's a fucking scrub.

Must suck to be wildlife in Alaska now, but it must rock to be Hillary.

Hillary vs McCane is the day I support the Republicans.

I'm reserving all judgements until all of Ohio's votes are totalled. After that, you can pretty much tell who'll take the election. I will say though, it isn't looking good.

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Originally Posted by MVS

How about Kerry goes and bangs his ugly rich wife. Moore dies with both hands in a quadruple cheeseburger and Bush leds the US to conquer 50% of the world and into a war with Space Aliens, who, find a way to make liberals go crazy but are secceptable to ordinary tap water?

That = Teh Win.

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Thanks for the new sig MVS