Congrats, fellow attorney.
It's not about the money (I do fine, though).Quote:
90% of the lawyers out there make jack shit. Hopefully burg won't be one of them, but this lawyers are rich thing is truly funny.
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Congrats, fellow attorney.
It's not about the money (I do fine, though).Quote:
90% of the lawyers out there make jack shit. Hopefully burg won't be one of them, but this lawyers are rich thing is truly funny.
Awesome !!! My congrats to you man. Quite an accomplishment.
Be a real estate attorney, not a litagator. It's easy shit if you can manage two or three bank accounts, you get a title commision, and can charge an attorney's fee of 400-700 dollars for each closing you do. I work for one lawyer, and at one time we were doing 8-10 closing's a day.
Good news, dude. I owe you a drink.
LOL. I was told she wasn't your girlfriend at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ViciousJazz
Actually...I'm pretty certain I'm the poorest TNLer right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by maruchan
Major congrats man my friend just found out he passed yesterday too
sweet now I knwo two lawyers
so who are you gonna sue first?
You poor fool.
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Anyway...I passed the New York exam, and it was hard, and grueling, and I swore I failed, and I was terrified when I saw the results were up, and I stared at the info screen for a good ten minutes building up the courage just to check, and I read over the results several times, and I ran about the house whooping and hollering, and I called and IMed everyone who I thought would care, and I talked to this one girl that I've dated and I still like and now she's taking me out after I thought I was never going to talk to her again, and I went out to eat, and then out to drink, and everyone was buying me drinks, including the cute bartender, and I even put up a twelve in shuffleboard.
And all this happened after I failed a Red Lobster hiring test. What a day.
Theirs a law, stating that jokes about lawyers are mandatoryQuote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
working at red lobster is way more cutthroat than being a lawyer