As the title says, and it sucks.. I also put some selsom blue around my balls, and now my balls feel really cool...
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As the title says, and it sucks.. I also put some selsom blue around my balls, and now my balls feel really cool...
Dumbass.
Oh my. What drove the need to share this with others, exactly?
No reason, i had to tell someone my pain..
My roomate his penis in a toilet seat and got a blood blister on the tip of his penis.
I've got stories to tell but this thread is far too stupid. It's funny, Marachuan made a post about the "gayest thread of the year" involving peoples dogs and now he makes this thread.
I've got blood blisters there from zipping up too quickly a few times. I can't possibly imagine how someone could slam a toilet seat on their dick unless they're packing two feet or so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mman
I got my thing caught in a zipper once, right on the tip and the fucking zipper broke off and I was briefly stuck in the zipper and unable to zip my pants up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saint of Killers
Beat that everyone.
Getting your dick caugt in a toilet seat is just...well...stupid.
He was leaning forward and the toilet seat shifted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Saint of Killers
PS - my sentence was shit.
Yeah, I did that except it wasn't the tip - was the loose skin that got zipped up in there. Holy fuck did it hurt unzipping that shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron