This Aggression Will Not Stand!

i just dont get how anyone could stand! what the hell is wrong with you people? who taught you that?

I just find that there's no leverage when you sit. Sitting blows my mind.

All you weird standers need one of these.
http://www.thejapanesepage.com/culture/gif/benjo.jpg

That looks more like something that allows you to pee in the shower.

I need that too.

How the fuck do you wipe sitting down? The thought alone boggles my mind.

Standing is the true mind boggler. Sitting is all about leverage Brisco.

Everyone's mind is blown/boggled.

This is great.

If I stood up before wiping, my ass cheeks would automatically close, thus smearing the feces in many hard-to-clean areas.

You standers are fucking freaks.

I stand and sit.

Sitting for the intial wipe.

Standing for clean-up detail.