Are you gonna be able to handle 5 months without sex? Youre one horny motherfucker. Itd be like middle school all over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
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Are you gonna be able to handle 5 months without sex? Youre one horny motherfucker. Itd be like middle school all over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Congrats. And raise yo kid right. 2nd Loop Mars Matrix by 5 months. :p
I'm going to have to do that anyway, because I'm going to the desert for 4 months pretty soon. I will be back for the last month and the birthing.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
One of my good friends went to Korea, and his wife gave birth in December. He won't be able to come back to even SEE his baby until this May.
Shit, dude, the desert? Watch yo back at all times. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
At least you'll be home in time for the birth. If not, let me know, I'll stand in for you. ;)
Being home in time is my only consolation. I've got a lot to get done in about 3 months.
Congratulations, Fighter-X! :)
What line of work are you in that requires you to be in the desert? Military?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
Sandbox accessories.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowdisease
If you have any excuse at all to not be there for the actual birth, use it.
Mammalian birth is one of the most vile, disgusting things in the universe.
I've seen all manner of mutilated corpses and invasive surgeries, and none of it phased me. The first time I saw a woman give birth, I nearly puked.
Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh, but seriously, avert youy eyes when the big moment comes.
Congratulations, Fighter-X. :) Hopefully things will go fine for you.