How not to get a gig reviewing...

My friend was starting a pop culture site and got a bunch of submissions from would-be reviewers. This one is by far the best. This is what was actually submitted verbatim.

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Hi I'm very interested in being a dvd/cd/vg/whatever
product reviewer,I'm also perhaps interested in
writing a small colum(sp i know)as something about pop
culture is usually on my mind,if u want ill send a
sample but heres a dvd review sample:;

Goodfellas se;(dont mind the bad grammar and lack of
puncuation its a unfinished sample)

yeah this dvd has been long awaited by many as the
first rls was a bit "bare" but now fans can rejoice as
this new 2 discer brings the goods.including is blah
blah blah(i know what to write here)The commentary
track features one with Henry Hill and his former FBI
agent etc etc./. i write a lot more and you post it

anyway im not in the mood for writing right now
actually but thats a super small incomplete unfinished
sample.lemme know k thaqnks-

g-

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Wow.

What happened to it anyhow?

Never really took off. Long story. It should ressurect eventually, in what form, who knows?

That's simply an amazing example of why you should never write anything while stoned. Just... wow.

James

He writes at Got-Next now.

Hahahaha

That's awesome. 5 stars. They should take him on as a joke; he could develop a William Hung-style cult following. I know I'd never miss a column, especially if he left central paragraphs unfinished for later.

While I was working at Pizza Hut someone handed in a resume that had spelling errors on it. It was the WORST resume I've ever seen in my life, and under special interests and hobbies he wrote watching TV and drinking heavily.

Naturally I pushed for his employement and was training him within the week.

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Originally Posted by Andrew

Naturally I pushed for his employement and was training him within the week.

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For delivery, I hope. ;)

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Originally Posted by Mike

For delivery, I hope. ;)

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Ya I'm pretty sure he got fired.