Days Till Cow Takes It In The Ass

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Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Someday I might. We've talked about it. She's into the idea of fucking someone w/ a strap on. She wants to fuck a woman first though.

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:wtf:

TNL.....seeecretssss.

Ok, here is the scenario. The girl of you dreams says "I will sleep with you whenever you want, forever, if you first let me fuck you in the ass w/ a strap on?" Do you do it?

I say yes, but with a small dildo.

I would knock her unconcious and then proceed to rape her.

Whenever you want? No questions asked?

Jerking off essentially obsolete?

You're evil just for posing that question...

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Originally Posted by Mman

Ok, here is the scenario. The girl of you dreams says "I will sleep with you whenever you want, forever, if you first let me fuck you in the ass w/ a strap on?" Do you do it?

I say yes, but with a small dildo.

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The girl of my dreams would never force me into such a nightmarish scenario.She would beg me to fuck her every day, forever.

Good point. Who the fuck would dream something like that anyway?

YOUR MOTHER

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Originally Posted by Mman

Ok, here is the scenario. The girl of you dreams says "I will sleep with you whenever you want, forever, if you first let me fuck you in the ass w/ a strap on?" Do you do it?

I say yes, but with a small dildo.

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that sounds like a trick question to me. There are a lot of ways to have sex. What if she means sex in like, her fucking you in the butt?

that would get old really fast.

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Originally Posted by arjue

YOUR MOTHER

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OMFG BURN!