You lying bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
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You lying bastard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
We are men of action. Lies do not become us.
Anyway, I heard that one day Nick read Finnegan's Wake through three times.
Nick told me he felt like playing a really cruel trick. so he put Rogain on IronPlant's neck while he was sleeping.
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I'v heard throught the grapvine that Nick=Korian=Opa=ECM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember when Nick fought Godzilla?
Nick.....SKATE....Nick FIGHT
What would Nick do if he was here right now
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Nick would do
Nick SKATE Nick.....FIGHT
When Nick was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold
He did two sowchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
When Nick was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair
So what would Nick do if were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Nick would do
Nick....SKATE......Nick.....FIGHT
When Nick traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Nick built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn
'Cause Nick doesn't take shit from anybody
NO WATCH OUT NICK THOSE CHICKEN WINGS ARE REAALLY SPICY, dont eat those...
IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wingsIVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
Cause thats what NICK would do
Nick bought me Johnny Rocket's the first year I went to E3. Nick is awesome.
I'll always remember the time Nick was an agent for US intelligence during World War II. In 1943 he infiltrated Nazi Germany to try and take out German Rocket Division head Werner Von Braun before he created the Nazi A-bomb.
Upon arrival, Nick discovered something far worse. Von Braun, in coordination with the Nazi occult scientists of the Ahnenerbe had managed to combine the fundamental opposite forces of the universe in Norse thought - fire and ice - creating a weapon whose fundamental irrational refutation of the laws of physics would create a cascade feedback loop in reality, leading to the unravelling of the universe. The ultimate insurance policy, the Nazi doomsday weapon. Its name?
Superprojekt: Ragnarok.
Nick faced down Von Braun and his Physiks Kommandos in their vast underwater science city beneath the North Sea, the aircraft carrier sized u-boat named UberKraken. Bared fisted, bare chested and barely alive, Nick reached UberKraken's Kontrol Skull and faced down Von Braun. After a titanic martial arts battle, Nick was able to wrest Von Braun's Bavarian Sabre from his hands, crackling with the eldritch occult charge of one million dead concentration camp souls. Raising the foul blade above his head, Nick brought it down upon Von Braun, shearing his arm clean off.
Blood began to rush from the gaping socket. Von Braun, staring his own mortality in the face, made one last desperate leap for the Kontrol Skull operation panel, and with his remaining arm set Superprojekt: Ragnarok into motion.
What Von Braun hadn't counted on, however, was the potency of the forces he was dealing with. The energy exuded by the device charged its molecules with such force that they began to move through time.
Using a mystic fragment of the Acropolis worn round his neck handed down to him through generations of Greek ancestors, Nick accessed the wisdom of Socrates. With this he saw that the sinister device would reappear in the year 2013, and the resulting cataclysm would undo creation.
Realizing the Germans would simply appoint another scientist to pick up where Von Braun had left off, Nick destroyed Uberkraken by thrusting Von Braun's blade into the Odin Stone powering its engines, shattering the vessel and freeing the poor souls trapped within the sabre. Crawling to shore, Nick impersonated Von Braun and took his place for the duration of the war. Thus, the Germans never had their A-Bomb, or another doomsday device.
But the looming spectre of 2013 never left his mind. Following the war, Nick, still in his guise as Von Braun to elude the unstoppable Nazi Soul Hound assassins set in motion by Hitler's suicide, was appointed head of the program that became NASA. Ostensibly a benign space program, NASA was in fact a cover for the NATO project working around the clock to find a way to counteract Superprojekt Ragnarok. Indeed, had Nick not been so consumed with finding a solution to this problem, the Apollo 13 and Challenger disasters surely would never have happened.
Eventually Nick was able to join forces with master strategist Vince Lombardi and his invincible squadron of Green Bay Packers - football players by day, unvanquishable sentinels of freedom by night - to defeat the soul hounds, and the Von Braun guise was allowed to "die". But still, Nick persisted.
Finally, as the 21st and final century dawned upon mankind, Nick had his answer. Only an Irrationallty Well, a chasm in reality so deep its unfathomable gravity was able to suck in non-existence and spit it out somewhere beyond this life, into the unbeing that was before God spoke the universe into creation, could defeat the device.
The problem? Only a source of incalculable negativity could create the crushing emotional weight required to crash through the floor of the universe and create the Well. Several ideas were floated - starting World War III, releasing heroin into the water supply, assassinating Bill Cosby...but all were deemed too destructive and too risky. After researching for months, they finally had the solution.
An online community of bitter videogame enthusiasts, who only needed encouragement to pour enough anger and dissatisfaction onto the internet to charge the community server into a device powerful enough to collapse under its own psychic weight and cause the Irrationality Well to develop.
So Nick and his dedicated team worked around the clock, prodding the community behind the scenes to coalesce into the form they'd need. Using what they called "mental grenades", individuals and situations of such irredeemable stupidity they would create the necessary negative energy, things began to take shape.
First, the community had to be moved to a server specially prepared to magnify negative emotion. The real Eric Mylonas was assassinated and replaced with an NSA operative, who absconded with the funds necessary to keep the community - then called Gamego - running. They were forced to relocate to the TNL (Total Negativity Linkup) server.
Then, a series of mental grenades were dropped on the community to prod it into irrational anger: among others, the Opa Opa Sensibility Vacuum, the Lucas Barton Thread Mitosis Proliferator, the STFU N00B Sigil, and the ultimate weapon - the K.O.R.I.A.N. Device.
Finally, in 2004 the project reached its apotheosis. Enough negativity had been charged on the server that it now only awaits a final push to create the Irrationality Well, one last mental grenade to be dropped on February 13th, 2013, 13 minutes before the arrival of Superprojekt: Ragnarok.
And that's how Nick saved the universe.
That was awesome.
In 1967 Nick helped George Papadopoulos lead his military coup in Greece, and was a key figure in the fascist regime that ruled there until the early 70s.