Cinco de Mayo

Remember to do quintuple shots at 5:55 PM since it's 5/5/05.

If things go well I'll have some sex to celebrate this holiday I care nothing about.

I just grabbed a bag of tortilla chips and made something spicy.

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Originally Posted by Raz0r

It's just an excuse for Americans to get drunk.

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...And? There something wrong with that?

One of my friends just called me up and said she has free tickets to a strip club tonight and asked me to go. I've also been invited out to go drinking with some other people and I'm supposed to have another friend come over to help me finish design my next tattoo. No matter what it appears I'll be drinking.

Decisions, decisions.

Rockets game with playoffs on the line? Kareoke with a bunch of drunks and stoners? Cinco De Mayo? Finding 10 bucks under the seat of my car? IS THIS THE BEST DAY EVER? WE'LL FIND OUT!

You better cap the night at your girlfriend's or it's a bust.

I don't get why Americans celebrate Mexican holidays. Wtf.

Same goes with St. Patricks Day.

Whats next, Bastille Day?

Americans do not need excuses to get drunk, they do it quite well enough without other country's holidays.

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Originally Posted by shidoshi

Last year, the lawfirm I work for brought in a margarita machine, and it was free booze all day long.

This year, they cheaped out and just brought in snacks. *sob*

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You lawyer assholes probably took them to the cleaners last year, that's why. Any normal human being would've done the same.

The sex fell through, but I'm heating up like 20 honey bbq wings and I got to play a lot of Halo.

Good day.