HAPPY BIRTHDAY SATSUKIIII!!!!! XD

Sats, if you're still around... I hate to bring such a heavy topic to the fun of your birthday thread, but... I went to see my doctor yesterday, and it turns out that I'm dying. There is one cure, but it's a longshot... the only thing that can drive the disease from my body is seeing your beautiful, ample breasts in all their naked glory.

So, do you see what I'm saying? If you don't show us (or at least me... screw these other people) your breasts, I'll die. NOT SHOWING YOUR TITS WILL KILL SHIDOSHI!!

LOL!

Happy Birthday, Satsuki.

HBD, yo

i really did come in here to see boobs.

but happy birthday

Happy birthday to your boobs...I mean you. YOU! What did I say?

haha, thank you all. I'm not sure if everyone is interested in 22 year old boobs anymore. See, it was cool when I was like, 18, but I'm getting old. Saggy. I don't think anyone wants that, now. But I'll make an exception for shidoshi if he flies me out to japan...I wouldn't want him to die or anything.

and yes, I am still here, I am just quiet. my unholy crusade to rid the internet of women has failed miserably, and i've backed off some.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

haha, thank you all. I'm not sure if everyone is interested in 22 year old boobs anymore. See, it was cool when I was like, 18, but I'm getting old. Saggy. I don't think anyone wants that, now. But I'll make an exception for shidoshi if he flies me out to japan...I wouldn't want him to die or anything.

and yes, I am still here, I am just quiet. my unholy crusade to rid the internet of women has failed miserably, and i've backed off some.

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22 year old boobs are just as good as 18 year old boobs.

She starved her tits off anyway.

I kid. Happy b-day sats.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

haha, thank you all. I'm not sure if everyone is interested in 22 year old boobs anymore. See, it was cool when I was like, 18, but I'm getting old. Saggy. I don't think anyone wants that, now. But I'll make an exception for shidoshi if he flies me out to japan...I wouldn't want him to die or anything.

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I'll always want to see your breasts Sats. :(