Alien Abductions

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Originally Posted by stopabductions.com

The thought screen helmet stops aliens from abducting humans. It's a tested device that works.

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http://www.stopabductions.com/

Ummm what

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Originally Posted by portnoyd

Ummm what

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Originally Posted by portnoyd

Ummm what

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It's a fucking helmet that stops alien abductions, don't you fucking read? Jeez.

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This guy isn't wearing one! The alien could strike!

Why was this guy banned?

WHy is slow jack banned? And that stupid hat is not going to save you.

All of that stuff is just a state of mind. Have you ever woke up and couldn't move? It's called sleep paralyses. It often happens when one wakes up before the body has fully recovered it self. Durring the paralyses your still in a half way dream state so people see "things".

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

It's a fucking helmet that stops alien abductions, don't you fucking read? Jeez.

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Oh I did. I just don't remember when anyone on this board would give a half shit about it. Like he got lost on the way to the alien messageboard for stupid people or something.

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Originally Posted by portnoyd

Oh I did. I just don't remember when anyone on this board would give a half shit about it. Like he got lost on the way to the alien messageboard for stupid people or something.

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This guy is a f*ck*ng scammer!!! Plain tinfoil will work just fine! ;)