the GTA series. the poor control and camera work always turn me away. i cannot play games where the targeting makes me want to have seizures.
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the GTA series. the poor control and camera work always turn me away. i cannot play games where the targeting makes me want to have seizures.
I'd hate for you to think no one caught this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Destin
Okay, so...Quote:
Originally Posted by Destin
The theme of the second game? That you are, in fact, playing a game. This is demonstrated by being so fucking postmodern Kojima doesn't even know if he's being ironic or not anymore.
The theme of MGS3 is that MGS2 sucked and Konami is sorry.
Three days later and i'm STILL laughing at these. StriderKYO is DEAD On with these observations, but of them all, these were laugh out loud funny. Ghost Recon still has me chuckling.Quote:
Ghost Recon: Hey, I think I see a spot over there...is that moving? No, it's just a bush...wait what about that? Hmm, might be a blob, might be a guy. It's only 4 pixels, tough to say. No, there's another one over there just like it, it's definitely just a blob. Alrighty, I've been crouched here 20 minutes. I'm not moving, I have the willpower. They'll move first, and when they do, pow! Dead Uzbekistani insurgents or whatever I'm fighting. Come on, 30 minutes now, I can wait out the boredom better than you can. You're weak, you'll crack, I know it. Okay...40 minutes. Hey, maybe that hill is a better spot to survey the area. I'll just press the d-pad to stand up and - SPAK! Please wait to respawn. Fuck!!
Prince of Persia: Wow, this is just like Ninja Gaiden, but with clunky animation, bland graphics, poor hit detection, and fights that are just me doing the same flip-over-the -guy-and-chop-his-back move every time. GOTY!!
Dance Dance Revolution: Hey, I can switch between technopop, J-pop and eurodance modes...hop-hop-hop...wow, I'm gonna try these moves at the club. Hmm - something's missing, don't feel completely gay yet. Oh wait, there we go, just unlocked Streisand mode.
--Shola
Ding!Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Prince of Persia hardly has clunky animation. And the flip-over-the-guy-and-chop-his-back move only works on enemies in the early part of the game.
But the best part of the game -- and the reason, I believe, it received nines and above as opposed to eights -- is the interaction between the Prince and Farah.
http://ds.ign.com/objects/740/740721.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by Mikazuki
I hate how this game will probably outsell JSR, JGR GBA, and JSRF combined.
Why?Quote:
Originally Posted by dementia_
Tony Hawk is better than all those games combined.
doa(balance? wha?)
ninja gaiden(anything past 2 just hasnt peaked my interest)
resident evil(sans 4)
zelda series(same game, just different graphic look each time + a gimmick usually involving clothing, vehicles, etc)
metroid prime series(especially the whole "it's a fps but we dont allow you to aim manually on the fly")
castlevania(not the series itself, but the fact that it gets overhyped to death)
guilty gear(high res sprites does not a good game make)
and people who continually think "x" fighting game is better than "y" fighting game, yet they cant bring up any actual intelligence to a conversation(read: 2/3rds of the internet who are misinformed as they don't actually "play" fighters, they just talk about them on message boards)
:example:
<poster1> OMG VF IS SO BETTER THEN TEKKEN
<poster2> uh, how so?
<poster1> ITS DEEP
<poster2> explain your thoughts on how it's deep
<poster1> SHUT UP TEKKEN NOOB
:end example:
Mech Assault 2
The first one was kind of fun but the new MechJacking idea is just stupid.