My Girl Kicked me in the Balls

Doesn't every guy?

Yeah, it's true.

I got kicked in the nuts once. A friend of mine told me to buy her a shot at a bar, I did, told her it was Captain Morgans, little did she know it was 151. A moment later, in her rage of pain from taking a shot of 151 I got booted directly in the nuts. I definately deserved it.

I got kicked in the balls once, THE BITCH MISSED! :evil:

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Originally Posted by Opaque

She said it was an accident, but it was dead on and really hard, so I don't know if I believe her.

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How did you take it? Crawl off and weep softly, or like a man?

A girl kicked me in the nuts once in High School, but it was only a glancing blow. But before the pain kicked in, I nailed the bitch as hard as I could in the face with a dodgeball. Learned her lesson, she did.

No man could take a kick like that and not go rest on the couch.

Well, no man who actually has testicles anyway.

True. After breaking her face with the dodgeball, I crept off and sat behind the science teacher's desk for a little while.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

True. After breaking her face with the dodgeball, I crept off and sat behind the science teacher's desk for a little while.

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HA,HA,AH,AHA, fucking funny. I hope you broke the bitches nose.

Its shit like this that makes me not respect girls as much as other guys do. ;)

that sucks, an ex girlfriend of mine did that during a fight and thats why shes now my ex girlfriend.

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Originally Posted by supermario

HA,HA,AH,AHA, fucking funny. I hope you broke the bitches nose.

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She shoulda seen it coming, I was holding the ball when she kicked me.

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Its shit like this that makes me not respect girls as much as other guys do. ;)

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You've just gotta choose the right girls to respect. I can tell a trashbag ho from a mile away- that's a skill you've gotta learn. Then maybe these girls won't keep driving you insane.

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