Creepy Losers

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Originally Posted by g0zen

One time I was playing SVC: Chaos in the local arcade and this guy just comes up to me, puts his hand on my shoulder, leans up against me, looks up, smiles, and then tells me "Wow, you're really good."

At this point I'm looking down at him with the total 'What the fuck do you think you're doing?' look on my face. I'm doing this for a full minute before I realize he isn't going to take the hint so I move away from him and just sigh. At this point he starts crying. I'm getting my ass handed to me by Mr. Karate and here's this guy, he was skinny, I guess he was in his late teens, in fact, he looked a lot like Sl1p, crying.

I mean, I don't really know what to do, I was about to say something but what the hell was I going to say? I kinda felt bad, but more than anything I was confused. Luckily, before the moment could get anymore awkward he kinda walked off, sobbing. It didn't matter in the end, I guess, Mr. Karate still whooped me good.

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Homophobe.

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Originally Posted by Mike

So tonight I went for dinner with my girl and we took my car. When we got back, there was a note under my windshield wiper written on the back of a Rite-Aid receipt.

In the back window of my car, during my younger days, I stuck a Decepticon logo (along with a Thundercats logo). The note had the guy's e-mail address and the following:

Hi, my name is Mike

I Love Transformers
Never seen another car
with decepticon symbol I
have it on my caR too. Email
me to chat if u want!

(Mike was in Rite-Aid and purchased 1 Kit N Kaboodle 3.5 lb. bag for $5.08, paid with six bucks and got 92 cents back.)

That's either the stupidest pickup line ever: I see the sticker on tons of cars and this is Long Beach/Los Angeles/whatever; or the creepiest loser ever: someone who can't make real friends, but must resort to these methods.

Anyone else think this is lame?

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Oh. Sorry, man, I'm just trying to make some friends.

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Originally Posted by Raz0r

On a related note, I've gotten into many conversations with people that are wearing a band shirt I think is neat. They have been pretty cool people and like the convo. Same goes for me. I've had MANY people come up and tell me how "amusing" my Tool wrench t-shirt is. I don't mind this at all.

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Oh I've had all kinds of random and unexpected people comment on this shirt of mine:

http://www.octalocean.com/images/neoMe.jpg

I've had some people actually recognize me from TNL when I worked at EB, kinda odd. There's always the groupie hanger-ons that spend hours at the store talking to you, too.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

1) older girls are always hotter (well, untill you hit like, 30)
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Until 30? You just haven't been with someone who's 30+ then. They're hot as hell.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

older girls are always hotter

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LAWL!

Scan and post the note, Mike.

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Originally Posted by Nomi

My dad is a huge soccer fan, and loves the AFC Ajax. He went to a game while in Europe and stuff, and his old plates on his red car used to read AFC AJAX. We were at the bank one time, and these crrrrrrazy Ajax buffs from Europe roll down their windows, start honking like mad and scream "AJAAAAAAAAAAAX" at us before they sped away. It was strange.

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http://ideashak.typepad.com/ideashak...ones-thumb.jpg

IF YER NOT A MANC, YER A WANK!!

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Originally Posted by hugmuffin

Oh I've had all kinds of random and unexpected people comment on this shirt of mine:

http://www.octalocean.com/images/neoMe.jpg

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Holy shit, Encino Man.

http://www.wizzywig.com/xcart/produc...7&cat=0&page=1
I bought the big-ass Pac-Man plushie at Otakon. I brought it with me to a deli once with some friends, and a bunch of typical, Long Island prep bastards were offering me $5 for it, but settled for a picture with it. Very strange.