Those spider crickets are the worst. Because it's like they just want to love you.
But all you want is for them to all die.
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Those spider crickets are the worst. Because it's like they just want to love you.
But all you want is for them to all die.
Nah, the worst is when a yard cricket gets in your house. They like to get in places you can't get to. After that, they set and wait untill you are well asleep and unleash horrible death screaches.
Before you know it, your up at 4 am, with a rolled up newspaper and a can of bug spray ripping your bathroom closet appart looking for the little bastard just so you can have some sleep.
I HATE that shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
No dude, they want to eat you. Including your soul.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
When I lived in Crofton I used to kill them and line the bodies up on my front porch as a warning to the other spider crickets.
The other spider crickets ate the bodies. I trust no creature that eats its dead.
These bugs climbed straight out of the bowels of hell.
My dad likes to smack them with a plastic bag filled with styrafoam peanuts. It kills them but doesn't damage the body at all. Then he takes them and hides them in places that'll freak my mom out.
Thanks. If you ever met her you'd totally understand the name.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon McShig
She acts just like the girl in the show.
Texas is a haven for the Brown Recluse spider. Worst spider bite you could possible get.
We have those in Maryland, Black Widows too for some strange reason.
Never got bitten. One bit my mom back when she was a little girl on her neck and it made her go deaf in one ear.
We get these big fucking grey spiders in Annapolis The body is about as big as a silver dollar, They don't build webs, they hunt shit. Including people.
Fuck spiders.
In America. Go to Brazil where the world's most deadliest spider lives: the Brazilian Wandering Spider. The Australian Funnel Spider comes in second.Quote:
Originally Posted by gamevet
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Here in Chicago we got these ladybugs. They're yellow and bite. A lot. I hate being here in the summer, they're fucking everywhere.
I've always known them as camel crickets (just what everyone down in Georgia and Fla. called them when I was growing up). Luckily, they never came into the house; they just like living in the crawlspace under the house. And there were always THOUSANDS of them. Nothing like checking the water pipes or such under the house with thousands of those things hopping around. And the fuckers can hop. Higher than any locust, cricket, or grasshopper I've ever seen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Check this fucker out. "African Spider Craves Human Blood."
I'm not so sure the spider crickets want to eat your soul, all they ever wanted from me was to cuddle up next to my ear and screech sweet nothings at me. I think they get off on scaring the fuck out of you. They always liked to corner me when I was taking a shit.
We have those too. I am suprised, with all the things my dad collects, that I haven't been bit by one yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by gamevet
I have this theory that Brown Recluse spiders war with cockroaches. I have never seen both infested in a place, at the same time.
Yes, fuck those fuckers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
What, she wants food all the time? Should we name all dogs Niea?Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Those are Asian Beetles and are a fucking pain in the ass. In Iowa my parents's screenporch FILLS with them. I'm talking 20+ shopvac's worth of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Interpol