Can I be Sporticus?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocca
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Can I be Sporticus?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocca
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I'M SPARTICUS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocca
no way in heck, lacking field medical technology+incredibly hazardous close combat range=no thanks, dying of tetnus from just about any injury due to the lacking knowledge of antibiotics sounds decidedly un-fun wouldnt want to be in ww2 either, and sure as hell not ww1, trench warfare sounds as close to hell as humanity comes.
No, fuck you. I'M SPARTICUS!Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
I'M SPARTICUS AND SO IS MY WIFE!
I'd be down for Medieval war. If I succumbed to a fatal blow I'd lay smiling in the blood as the life bled out of me.
LOL, no you wouldn't. You be crying in agony as some lowlife fuck looted your belongings and then slowly pushed a dirk into your chest.
I'd let you fag's fight with the hot sweaty men, with their ballsacs hanging out. Me, I'd make it my goal to be the first male to join up with the Amazon's.
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And, they could train me too, so I could have hot, sweaty titties in my face all day long.
Jetman, the Amazons, they burned their right breast off, you know that, right?
I'd wanna be a viking. I'd feel right at home swinging a battle axe into some guys face, being in the cold, on a boat, fucking shit up for no-good reason.
That's the life right there!
And when you die, you have the choice to either battle, party and feast with Odin and your fellow warriors or fuck Freya, the goddess of beauty and fertility and her entire harem for all eternity. Tough choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kev