I've decided that Ron & Fez isn't too bad, so long as Fez doesn't say a word.
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I've decided that Ron & Fez isn't too bad, so long as Fez doesn't say a word.
They revealed some of the revelations today. I missed a few (they're not revealing all of them today- more tomorrow) but here are the ones I caught:
I cheated on my wife and got caught: Scott the Engineer
I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom: Sal (big suprise)
At that point I had to stop listening and get ready for work, but if there were a way I could have pulled my car into the shower with me so I could have heard more, I would have. Anyone catch the rest?
Richard Christie got a girl pregnant and paid for her abortion. That completely shocked me, considering that they kept stating throughout the past year that Richard doesn't get laid and has a masturbation ritual every Friday. It turns out Richard was getting lucky after his Beth make-over, but didn't talk about it because he didn't get permission from his "conquests". He also admitted that he's too big for regular condoms and have to use magnums. Good reveal.
Howard got sidetracked and talk about his surprise birthday party (lame), but then went back to the revelations.
Addicted to porn, masturbates twice a day, and prefers it over regular sex: Jason. Everyone commented that it was a lame revelation, and Howard said that what Jason was really trying to say that he was tired of his girlfriend.
Spent over $10,000 on internet porn: J.D.
It started out lame because J.D. said that the cost was cumulative since he was 18, but when Howard started digging into the specifics, it got really good. J.D. was verbally destroyed, especially when he revealed his screen name during these sex chats, DABA with some number in the end. What does DABA stand for? Da Bad Ass.
Since the revelation explanations took longer than expected, Howard will do the rest tomorrow. The revelations so far (except for Jason's) were incredible. Dole, you should definitely check out the replay for the J.D. ribbing.
That was annoying. I rushed getting ready this morning so I could hear more revelations on the way to work and had to listen to Howard's birthday party bullshit instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowdisease
Although Artie's speech to Howard was almost worth it- his line about Sirius giving David Lee Roth's Uncle Matty 5 million shares of stock for selling more Sirius radios than anyone was fucking priceless.
I sure as hell will.Quote:
Dole, you should definitely check out the replay for the J.D. ribbing.
Here are the remaining people, and remaining revelations, also my choices for each person after the revelation.
6. My buddy and i once ordered massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear in the hotel room. (Fred)
7. I've pleasured myself with meat and vegetables (Howard)
8. I have a half sister i've never met and don't want to (Robin)
9. I've had cosmetic surgery (Gary)
10. A guy once blew his load on my chest (Benji)
11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and i woke up in the hospital an aquaintense of the same sex was fondling my genitals (Artie)
Gary, Artie, Robin, Howard, Fred, Benji
Hmm, it gets even better!
If this happened to anyone other than Benji I'll be really suprised.Quote:
Originally Posted by portnoyd
What? How? Why? You are a billionaire with hot chicks on your show for 20 plus years. :bs:Quote:
Originally Posted by portnoyd
More Revelations today:
I have a half sister I've never met and don't want to: Fred
I've pleasured myself with meat and vegetables: Robin
I've had cosmetic surgery: Howard (9 years ago, he got a nosejob and liposuction under his chin)
More were coming, but I had to go to work. But I'm sure Cowdisease will give a detailed run-down, including the ones I listed above (since I only heard Howard's explanation live, I had missed the others).
It's pretty much a lock that Benji took the load to his chest. *EDIT* OMFG it's Artie.
The full, complete list of revelations (including predictions), from Stern's site:
1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me...
THE FANS:
Gary 22.90%
Scott 21.45%
Fred 20.70%
VINNIE: SAL
And the revelation belongs to: SCOTT
2. I once hid in a bathroom closet and pleasured myself when my family members went to the bathroom...
THE FANS
Sal 29.11%
Benjy 12.52%
Richard 11.00%
VINNIE: BENJY
And the revelation belongs to: SAL
3. In the last year, I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion...
THE FANS:
Jason 33.72%
Benjy 22.54%
Artie 13.36%
(Richard 4.35%)
VINNIE: JASON
And the revelation belongs to: RICHARD
4. I think I'm addicted to porn - I jerk off twice a day and prefer to masturbate than have real sex...
THE FANS:
Richard 25.07%
Sal 20.86%
JD 13.78%
(Jason 9.73%)
VINNIE: RICHARD
And the revelation belongs to: JASON
5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn...
THE FANS:
Richard 40.78%
Sal 11.09%
Howard 10.11%
(JD 9.94%)
VINNIE: ARTIE (although he did say he almost picked JD)
And the revelation belongs to: JD
6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room, but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear...
THE FANS:
Artie 24.02%
JD 15.08%
Jason 15.28%
(Gary 9.21%)
VINNIE: SCOTT
And the revelation belongs to: GARY
7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables...
THE FANS:
Robin 29.17%
Richard 21.48%
Benjy 14.55%
VINNIE: JD
And the revelation belongs to: ROBIN
8. I have a half-sister I've never met and don't want to...
THE FANS:
Fred 31.44%
Robin 26.91%
Scott 7.60%
VINNIE: ROBIN
And the revelation belongs to: FRED
9. I've had cosmetic surgery...
THE FANS:
Howard 39.74%
Robin 22.49%
Fred 10.46%
VINNIE: HOWARD (Congratulations Vinnie, you got one)
And the revelation belongs to: HOWARD
10. A guy once blew his load on my chest...
THE FANS:
Benjy 28.88%
Richard 18.56%
Robin 16.85%
(Artie 1.89%)
VINNIE: GARY
And the revelation belongs to: ARTIE
11. I once had my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and when I woke up in the hospital, an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals...
THE FANS:
Artie 43.18%
Fred 13.65%
Benjy 7.07%
VINNIE: FRED
And the revelation belongs to: BENJY
i only got 2 right :(
Listening to Robin all over Howard about his revelation was really funny, but it wasn't that great of a revelation otherwise. I really wanted to hear about the divorce.
Artie's revelation story is the greatest. <3 Artie