Howard Stern on Sirius

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Originally Posted by portnoyd

Today's line up. I heard Jeff the Drunk and Cleft Palate and the Jeff the Drunk one was hilarious. This day seems to be the best by far but I didn't hear any of Monday's show.

DAY 4: THURSDAY, MAY 29TH

SEGMENT 1 of 7
Jeff “The Drunk” Curro 3/13/2002
Cleft Palate/Lispy Lynn 1/16/2004

SEGMENT 2 of 7
Blue Iris 2/4/2004
Gina Girl 12/15/1988 & 12/16/1988

SEGMENT 3 of 7
Crazy Alice 10/7/1997
Dan the Farter 9/29/1998

SEGMENT 4 of 7
King Of All Blacks 12/2/1993
Melrose Larry Green 3/27/1992 & 5/18/1992

SEGMENT 5 of 7
Nicole Bass 5/26/1994
BLACK JEOPARDY with Angry Black, Big Black and KOA Blacks 2/22/1999

SEGMENT 6 of 7
Underdog Lady 3/3/1992
Junior the Farter 3/13/2002

SEGMENT 7 of 7
HOLLYWEIRD SQUARES with The Wack Pack 2/23/1999

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No Elliot... Shit. I guess he's really and truly blacklisted forever.

But Blue Iris and Crazy Alice? I'll be all over the replay tonight.

I heard the Blue Iris this morning on my way to work. So fucking hilarious.

Isn't it Howie Wierd Squares?

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Originally Posted by Brand X

I heard the Blue Iris this morning on my way to work. So fucking hilarious.

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She's always good, especially in her phone calls. "My cunt's drier than a pile of dead leaves." :lol:

Hope she hangs in there for a while, and her foot doesn't well up with piss anymore.

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Originally Posted by squall_vb

No Elliot... Shit. I guess he's really and truly blacklisted forever.

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I doubt it. There's tons of Wack Packers to get to. He'll probably be in a future special.

After all, Howard's pissed at Studdering John and they just did a Stern Spotlight on him last break.

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Originally Posted by Brand X

I heard the Blue Iris this morning on my way to work. So fucking hilarious.

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"Show us your boobs."
"NO!"
"Show us your boobs."
"NO!"
"Show us your boobs."
"Oh, okay."

KC was hilarious in that segment. "Come on, grandma! Is your diaper too tight?"

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Originally Posted by stormy

How can you like Elliot Offen? I would be happy if they never played him ever again.

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IBTN. The only time he wasn't painful to listen to was when he was fighting with Fla Fla Floley.

The Eric one is great.

10 seconds into Eric's first call:
Howard: There's something wrong with you. What's wrong with you?
Eric: I'm a disabled person. I'm only 3'5", 3'6".
Howard: We've got to get you down here.

I am annoyed that I missed so many of these. I think I will have to torrent this week.

I loved the first John the Stutterer appearance. Right out of the gate he started reciting his five psychotropic medications.

I just heard today that Stern's on vacation first two weeks of July. I mean, wtf. It seems like he's off more now than he's on.

I heard this while John Hein was announcing the programming they'll have during those two weeks. Week one will be The History of Howard Stern part 2 (whoo-pee). Week two will be the best of the various game shows Sterns done on the air over the years (could be good).