Grab a six-pack, wuss.
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Grab a six-pack, wuss.
its past 2 where do you suppose i find this magical six pack... ass...
Uh, in the fridge?
Maru/fail
John Basedow sells a video telling you how to achieve this dream.Quote:
Originally Posted by maruchan
Last year I went over a month without sleeping. I kid you not, I didn't sleep for even 5 minutes (actually I think I did for a couple minutes at the halfway point).
It was the most frustrating thing I've ever dealt with. People don't even believe me because it sounds so ridiculous. For a while I was just hyper-alert. Everything was moving in slow motion during the day. I tried several types of medication and it just wasn't working.
One day I fell asleep and it was the most awesome thing ever.
I believe you. I've been there before. The world becomes a very interesting place.
Few ads to read right now so I decided to start a jokes thread in the off topic area to have something to read until the BF ads are out.
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. Im setting up an office in my den and Im
thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the names Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I dont own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my names Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I dont know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer I need something I can use to
write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows OK, lets just say Im sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue W.
COSTELLO: Im going to click your blue w if you dont start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Thats right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: Whats bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isnt it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT
A few days later
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on START...
TNL: Kill yourself, cifeneally.
Was that Biff? Or Shine Aqua? Or me?
motherfucker.... fucking things up.. but its not late yet... ha..