Why terrorists will never attack the South.

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This is another ignorant statement, clearly based on one of two things: Newark or what you heard on TV. NJ is actually a very beautiful state if you aren't near NYC in it.

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I hate New Jersey and I've been in the "beautiful" parts. I swear the fucking State has the worst highway designs out of an country in the world.

And to respond to Kev's earlier post...yes, PA does have a hell of a lot of redneck areas, not where I live though, everyone around here is either really poor and lives in "the ghetto", semi poor (and lives in a run-down town) or too damn rich.

I ain't ignant, fools! Maybe it's because i drive and driving through New Jersey gives me a headache. More than driving through Manhattan. If it makes you feel any better, if Long Island was a state, it'd suck almost as much.

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Originally Posted by Kev

The state I lived in that had the most blatantly racist, klan-sympathizing, Confederate flag-waving, mullet-wearing white people I've ever seen in my life?

Pennsyl(tucky)vania.

What's most fucked up, they still gloated about how they 'won the war'... despite proudly having a rebel flag on their front porch

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Don't you dare besmerch Pennsyltucky. With the absolute minimum of effort, I've gotten laid something fierce here. In CA, you actually have to try. Here, where there isn't much to do beyond get wasted and fuck, it's TW.

I'm going to head to North Dakota with a jug of turpintine and fuck my way through Indian Territory next.

You can do that at most colleges and you don't even have to enroll. You can also get teh clap, ftw.

I only bang young inexperienced ones. They appreciate even an average fucking and they are so crazy that if you don't talk to them for a couple days they think they did something wrong.

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Don't you dare besmerch Pennsyltucky. With the absolute minimum of effort, I've gotten laid something fierce here. In CA, you actually have to try. Here, where there isn't much to do beyond get wasted and fuck, it's TW.

I'm going to head to North Dakota with a jug of turpintine and fuck my way through Indian Territory next.

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I hated Pennsyltucky. It had it's share of decent trim, I'll give you that, but I could never get over how some people could refer to black folk as 'nigger' almost exclusively, sympathize with the Klan, and even have several Rebel flags, yet talk shit about how the South were a bunch of backwards rednecks who 'lost the war' and who procreate solely through incest.

Eat'n'Park was okay though, I guess. And there were some cool folks there. If you dig it, more power to you.

EDIT: Wait, what part of Pennsyltucky are you in? I lived in Washington Co., which also goes by BFE, and is less than an hour away from Wes' Verjinny.

Berks county, Reading.

It is a bit hick at times, my truck feels out of place without a confederate flag on it and I did get a random text from one of the chicks I was banging that said she was 'skinnin' a deer' that she happened to hit with her car. What the right reply is to that last one, I still don't know.

Around Reading (say 10 miles) it isn't too hick, though, as most of Reading itself seems to be made up of poor black and hispanic families.

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I'm going to head to North Dakota with a jug of turpintine and fuck my way through Indian Territory next.

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Sounds like a modern day Lewis & Clark Expedition. Awesome.

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What the right reply is to that last one, I still don't know.

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"Wanna have a 3-some?"

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Originally Posted by MVS

What the right reply is to that last one, I still don't know.

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Ask her if she will save you some of the meat. Then bang her when you go to pick it up.

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Originally Posted by Finch

Mississppi can go to hell.

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Mississippi birthed Rock and a good deal of the Blues. You can go to hell.