iGod

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Virtual 1 on 1 IM chat with God.

Yeah. This will kill a few minutes of your day.

Me:
Was the virgin mary a good lay?
God:
it might have been.

Me:
"Are you a chick?"
God:
"I am a man of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?"


This pleases me.

God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
i can speak jive
God:
How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
sup
God:
Same old.
Me:
say word?
God:
"word".
Me:
my nigga.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Me talking with god

Me: You don't speak properly
God: Do you speak properly? I only speak english right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you speak a few phrases in properly?
Me: Properly isn't a language, you tit.
God: Are you language me tit?

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:lol:

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Mzo
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Mzo.
Me:
I have an uncontrollable desire for underage girls
God:
Where did you get it ?
Me:
Hanging out at elementary schools
God:
Is Hanging out at elementary schools a good place to go shopping?
Me:
For hairless poon, yes.
God:
Your purpose is hairless poon.
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
The kind that is tempted by candy.
God:
Tell me more.

lol.

God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Most definitely
God:
What makes you so certain. But not all of them?
Me:
You don't make any sense
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
So you're saying you're artificial?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes.
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Because I pwn
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people: said pwn.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by igod

Me:
I love cheese doodles.
God:
You love cheese doodles. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
The cheese. Also, the doodles.
God:
What else do the cheese remind you of? I have never heard about it.
Me:
You made it, didn't you?
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Your face is nice.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am face is nice.
Me:
Um... sure?
God:
I understand. You sound skeptical.
Me:
Flash does that.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
context Flash does context that.
God:
In the context of Flash does that, I don't understand " context Flash does context that." .
Me:
What are you on?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
Interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Sure.
Me:

God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
What version are you?
God:
This is God program .
Me:
IS IT NOW
God:
Right now? That's what I was told.
Me:
You're making no sense, man!
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial brain.
Me:
It obviously doesn't.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Your mom.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Yes you do. "imom"
God:
Hurrah! When do I do it? I will make a note of that.
Me:
You want to do your mom?
God:
OK, I will do my mom.
Me:
Sweet. Tape it for me.
God:
Thank you for that remark. For you I will consider it.

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Quote:

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Me:
quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
42
God:
The question is: what is the meaning of life?

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In God's defense, you forgot to put a ? on your questions. He totally owned you.