I said I'd pay for my half of the abortion.
Shit, I'll pay for the whole thing.
Printable View
I said I'd pay for my half of the abortion.
Shit, I'll pay for the whole thing.
lol why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Because that poor kid is going to be so sad when he finds out his dad really isn't Brendan Fraser.
Fuck it, I'll even give her an extra $10 to get a burger and fries on the way home.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Hard to explain. I would just find it distressing. Any way you slice it, you helped create that life, and even if you want nothing to do with it, you are bound in some ways you'll never be able to sever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
You'd think most people would feel this way.
"Mommy, can we rent Monkeybone again so I can see daddy?"Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
I'd get a low-interest loan.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Gods, I hate how stupid people are about their own sexual functioning. Sperm + Vag = potential baby. Men if you don't want that shit, either a. abstain, or b. condom.
Women, if you don't want a kid, either, a. abstain, b. birth control/female condom/diaphram.
Even if you do want a kid, prenup that shit. People are raving irrational idiots, don't trust people on the basis of: "I love you."
But no one cares, everyone wants sex without consequences. Some men are evil, some women are evil, but just alot more are fucking dumb.
I like that post, especially the "fucking dumb" part.
Thank you, it took alot to go for the double meaning. Glad it paid off.
Don't forget c. vasectomy.Quote:
Originally Posted by MarsKitten
Vasectomies/Tubes tied are bullshit, really, they only pay off in commited relationships. You cannot prove that someone has or has not had one just before hopping in bed.
Other than that you're still fucking random people with an STD risk.