My Girlfriend is Stupid

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

Is this why you are so mean?

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Coming from someone who's lucky to get sex three times a year... :rolleyes:

Are we supposed to be counting our rate of sex or something?
Is sex an RPG, where the more you have it, the more xp you get and then you sex level up?

The dropped items in sex probably wouldn't be too nifty.
I, for one, would not equip a ghonorrea bangle or an AutoImmuneDeficiancySash

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

I'm just going to grind up to level 400 using skanky bitches

dont trust dave, hes a ninja XO

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

Are we supposed to be counting our rate of sex or something?
Is sex an RPG, where the more you have it, the more xp you get and then you sex level up?

The dropped items in sex probably wouldn't be too nifty.
I, for one, would not equip a ghonorrea bangle or an AutoImmuneDeficiancySash

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lol @ AutoImmuneDeficiancySash.

The random encounters are fun, but annoying at the same time because you never know what you'll get- a simple little romp to boost your stats or a nastly bug that can really fuck up your magic sword. I like it more when you can see them coming on the world map and decide if it's safe to engage.

I lol'd.

I equipped the Herpes Plate in a moment of haste, now I find out it's binded to me. :(

lawl it's BOP.

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Originally Posted by napalm

Coming from someone who's lucky to get sex three times a year...

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I doubt IP has got it three times ever.