My Girlfriend is Stupid

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Originally Posted by Josh

I never thought about it like that before.

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But it's totally true. No matter how physically hot a girl is, guys will still want to look elsewhere. Especially if she's a vapid retard.

Looks are important, yeah, but personality is what keeps you around once the "new" wears off.

I like everything about my girlfriend and I still want to fuck every girl I meet

There's the problem I'm having. Luckily she requires sex about every ten minutes to ensure that I don't stray from her. She is the succubus and I love every minute of it.

Mine is the opposite. I need to pester her for a good 24-48 hours before it happens

Shit sucks. You need to work on that dave.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Looks are important, yeah, but personality is what keeps you around once the "new" wears off.

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Bingo. It's the difference between trying to get out of a relationship with a troll for a year and having a promising, fulfilling relationship with a girl who's far more than she seems and is a hell of a lot of fun to be around.
The story of my love life.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Words from the wise... "for every hot chick out there, there is a guy tired of fucking her".

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How very profound and ... terriblely sad. I did not quite expect that from you, Diff.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

I like everything about my girlfriend and I still want to fuck every girl I meet

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I have this problem too.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

Mine is the opposite. I need to pester her for a good 24-48 hours before it happens

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I have this problem too.
Sometimes.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

I like everything about my girlfriend and I still want to fuck every girl I meet

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Pig.

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Originally Posted by dave is ok

Mine is the opposite. I need to pester her for a good 24-48 hours before it happens

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Kill her.

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

Bingo. It's the difference between trying to get out of a relationship with a troll for a year and having a promising, fulfilling relationship with a girl who's far more than she seems and is a hell of a lot of fun to be around.
The story of my love life.

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Yup. Why keep someone you're not happy with around? They could be keeping you from meeting someone you'll really dig and be happy with.

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Originally Posted by M

How very profound and ... terriblely sad. I did not quite expect that from you, Diff.

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why not? :cry: