Obviously America would pwn us.
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Obviously America would pwn us.
If Australia didn't fall under the American military umbrella it'd have been blown up 10 times over. In case you hadn't noticed, the islamic jihadists aren't very fond of Australia. Neither is China.
China is very fond of Australia at the moment as we're in negotiations to supply them with Uranium to help them with their energy crisis (a resource of which Australia is abundant with). Also, Jihadists aren't fond of Australia predominantly because we're so strongly alligned with the US. Perhaps if you did a little research once in a while instead of spouting random fallacies and focussing on semantics rather than the arguements at hand, you'd not come off as a totally fucking worthless, clueless dipshit.
A ground invasion from any Northern country would be hell for them as they'd likely land on Australias northern shore, which is basically vast and very unforgiving wilderness, which leads to the massive desert in the middle. If they choose to instead circle to the east or west side, there is a large chance of them being spotted. The only feasable way to attack Australia is by air, and the neighbouring Asian Pacific countries generally do not have the resources for such an attack. Basically, our best defense is our geography.
That and everything in your country is the most deadly poisonous variant known to man.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
"Oh what a pretty little flower." POISON!
"What about this little froggy..." POISON!
"Well surely this fish..." POISON!
All you'd have to do is burn all the books on the local flora and fauna and let the invaders be killed by your local wildlife.
Tonight – JBL's Great American Celebration: Another video clip aired on your hero and mine, JBL. "John Bradshaw Layfield: A great champion for a greater America. With a constant flow of illegal immigrants choking and debilitating this great nation's economy, John Bradshaw Layfield would not sit idly by any longer." They included a shot of a bunch of Mexicans sitting on the street drinking. Gee, racist much? They showed the clip from April 8th, 2004, of JBL going after some illegal immigrants. JBL yelled at the immigrants at the border "Stop right there!" "Completely disregarding his own safety, America's champion, JBL, single-handedly led the charge to protect this nation's sovereign borders." JBL kicked one in the butt and then yelled at them "You tell everybody south of the border, they better stay south of the border, because this side of the border, John Bradshaw Layfield will be waitin'!" "John Bradshaw Layfield: A great champion for a greater America!"
I wish people would quit throwing the word racist around when talking about this topic. It makes as much sense as calling people racist if they decided to start shooting Canadians. People actually have reasons for what they are doing. Stupid douche bag reasons, but reasons none the less. I'm sure some of the people doing the shooting are racist. But I'm also pretty sure some of them have reasons outside of hating another man for his looks.
Behold, the American HE-RO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Korly
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ingWabbits.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ngWabbits2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ngWabbits3.jpg
those are the pics I was looking for.
I woulda just posted the pics, and no story, but I could never find them. :(
Jeremy to the rescue!
I'm still wondering what those mexicans were thinking when they were hired to do this.
Wrestling has its fingers on the pulse of redneck America.