Stolen Sidekick

He truly is God's own personal warrior.

I'm gonna implant tiny explosives into all my material possessions so that if a dirty scum motherfucker steals my shit or if I get mugged, I'll just detonate it while they try to run away and watch as their limbs are spewd all across the streets. It'll be glorious.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

A girl would have to have an amazing vagina that was open for business 24 hours, in addition to superior sandwich-making skills, to get me to do all this shit for her.

Then again, I have several members of my family who are higher-ups in the NYPD, so I wouldn't have to.

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buhlee dat, I wouldn't even do it for my girlfriend, Id just tell her to call the cops and cancel the account, and leave me the fuck alone.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Atleast it wasn't American Eagle.

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are you making a big deal about this becuase of

A) AE charges you a lot for walmart pants with holes in them

or

B) stupid worthless white middle class southern kids love AE?


because other than me and Flux, the board isn't going to understand B.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Shit, all my $10 an hour co-workers who barely make rent have Sidekicks.

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I make slightly more than $10 and I don't have a sidekick.

Paradox!

fuck the sidekick, it's all about the SDA

Well it seems this is just about over. The 16 year old got arrested and the cops got the phone back, but I guess they might be suing the kid and possibly the chick that lost the sidekick.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/ny...=1&oref=slogin

http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/

LOL. They printed his name and photo.

Life expectancy has suddenly dropped.

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Originally Posted by x2y

Well it seems this is just about over. The 16 year old got arrested and the cops got the phone back, but I guess they might be suing the kid and possibly the chick that lost the sidekick.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/ny...=1&oref=slogin

http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/

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Cool. Still, she's a minor. This won't mean anything to her permanent record, sadly.

As for a lawsuit, the girl and her family don't have a case, I would think. But you can sue anyone for anything nowadays, so who knows.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Cool. Still, she's a minor. This won't mean anything to her permanent record, sadly.

As for a lawsuit, the girl and her family don't have a case, I would think. But you can sue anyone for anything nowadays, so who knows.

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I can't believe this went that far. All they had to do was give the damn thing back. What idiots.