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Actually, I'm not being fair. The West Coast has some strong schools, but a lot of useless degrees. Big Ten turns out Engineers, Doctors, Corporate Leaders, Chemists, and yuck, lawyers in record numbers.
Dude, are you gonna tell me that big state schools in the Midwest turn out less English/Philosophy majors than big state schools in the West? You're smarter than that. I have a math degree from UCLA, and the math department was pretty fucking big, one of the biggest according to the grapevine, but you know how that is.