fucking Pringles bastards

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Originally Posted by Shin Johnpv

its been known for years about olean and shit

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Yeah, this is old news. Olean makes you shit weird.

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Originally Posted by That post

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done.

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Gross? It's probably what he should have done to begin with.

Hell, I usually want to jump into the shower after a normal, run-of-the-mill shit.

I had an Olean experience once in 1997.

I will not go into further detail.

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

I will not go into further detail.

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You must.

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Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq

The serving size for a pickle is 1/2 or 1/4th of a pickle, and I'm pretty sure you won't die if you eat four pickles everyday.

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Pickles don't give you ass grease.

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Originally Posted by Diff-chan

used bed? ewww dude...

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For reals. A bed is something I wouldn't ever buy used.

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Originally Posted by johnk_

The girl I bought it off wasn't a crack whore or something.. She's a white college student who also happened to be kind of hot. I'll be sleeping in her bed tonight, thank you very much. :D

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You must never, ever get laid to have a mindset like that.

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PS - You guys sound like you bring an extra disposable toilet seat around with you so you're pristine asses don't have to touch anything that someone else's might have touched.

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No, I just don't enjoy the idea of sleeping on something that another person was possibly drooling/pissing/cumming/sweating on with who knows how many other people. The fact that it was only $20 (and pink) makes it even worse.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

For reals. A bed is something I wouldn't ever buy used.

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Id buy a box spring and the frame but not the actual mattress. Hells no.

Hell, if I were to ever sell my bed, Id unload a few times and chuckle at the poor sap buying it. I *KNOW* Im not the only one.

I guess you guys never stay at hotels?

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

I guess you guys never stay at hotels?

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The difference is, would you buy a used hotel mattress?

You don't exactly have much of a choice with staying in a hotel. However, if i have a choice, I will spend a few extra dollars for something better than "Jim's bed 'n a shack."

A mattress is something that you just don't skimp on. Go a week or two and don't buy a few fucking videogames, save some money, and get a new mattress.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

I guess you guys never stay at hotels?

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That's always in the back of my mind when I stay at one. However, for a few nights or a week or so, I'll deal.

Taste the mattress to see if it's salty.