fucking Pringles bastards

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Rampant Fronting alert. I remember all of Master of 7's posts having destroyed Japanese women in them.

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LOL. Don't get me wrong, there's a good deal of ugly Japanese women as well. Many more then the internet will make you think. But I'm fortunately living in a surfer city, so the cute far outnumber the ugly.

It's funny though. There's almost no in between with japanese women. Either they're damned cute or they're hideously ugly. You see almost none of the "eh, she's alright, guess I'd hit that after I had a few" types.

This is the best craigslist posting I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Thank you so much!

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Originally Posted by FX

Yes, you can usually avoid it. Use the same hand-towel you dried your hands with to wrap around the doorknob to open it. Prop the door open with your foot, and toss the hand-towel into the garbage. It's what I do in public.

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Unless there's only a hand dryer. I try my best never to touch doors in public restrooms.

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Originally Posted by Saint of Killers

Nonsense.

http://www.ediets.com/news/article.c..._1741946/cid_1

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3263249.stm

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It's not the time of day that matters. It's when your body starts "shutting down" and your metabolism slows. For most people, that's at night, before going to bed. Those studies don't take that into account. They only talk about whether people/monkeys are eating at night without mentioning how "late" these people/monkeys are active.

Research. Give me research. I really don't care what some guy told you or what you think makes sense.

I'm not saying who's right or wrong. I'm saying you shouldn't take those studies as concrete evidence to debunk the myth because they aren't accounting for certain factors.

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Originally Posted by Finch

Unless there's only a hand dryer. I try my best never to touch doors in public restrooms.

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I bet you're the type who takes those huge massive dumps in publics restrooms, thus stinking up the entire area and making me hold my breathe while I pee.

I cannot take a piss at Apple without at least 2-3 people on the can taking the loudest, most ploppy craps known to man. And they grunt. Oh do they grunt. Is it really so hard to poop without letting out a nice "UGHHHHHHHH!"? When it hits the water, my GOD, you'd think they just released their entire intestines. I mean...BOOM. SPLASH! BAM! How is this even possible?!

TELL ME FINCH! TELL ME THE TRUTH!

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Originally Posted by FX

Yes, you can usually avoid it. Use the same hand-towel you dried your hands with to wrap around the doorknob to open it. Prop the door open with your foot, and toss the hand-towel into the garbage. It's what I do in public.

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Lol. Jesus Christ that's paranoid. I take it you don't work with your hands at all then? The shit you get on your hands doing manual labor makes 3rd generation bathroom door do-do particles look like nothing.

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Originally Posted by Finch

Unless there's only a hand dryer. I try my best never to touch doors in public restrooms.

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Use toilet paper instead, man. THINK! There's not a door in there you can't open with your knee.

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Originally Posted by Cheebs

Lol. Jesus Christ that's paranoid. I take it you don't work with your hands at all then? The shit you get on your hands doing manual labor makes 3rd generation bathroom door do-do particles look like nothing.

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Paranoid? Hardly. I work in a warehouse all day long. I manually...er..labor my ass off. I've gotten oil, dust, and other gunk all over my hands.

But it's not people's poop particles.

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Originally Posted by FX

poop particles.

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LOL!