Special Message from the BBD pt. II

Ok Check this out...

So, your boat sunk right? And you grab your potatoes and you see your lady's all survived & shit. So she's screaming, "Kevin, what about my stuff? You're not gonna let it sink are you???"

And you're like, "Bitch. Can't you see I ony got two hands and this giant sack of taters?"

She's like, "Ungh!"

You like, "Bitch a'ight. Damn!"

So, you have to grab something of hers. What do you get?


Her Razor

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.MZZZZZZZ.jpg




Her Make Up

http://www.aloeveraonline.co.uk/isho.../23/makeup.jpg




or... oh snap dog, what's that?..




a Keg of Beer.

http://www.ocolly.okstate.edu:16080/...x/beerKegs.jpg

COTC. For reals.

The razor, as you may be able to create flame with it.

You should be able to find some way to start a fire if you're drunk. So...the keg.

I voted the keg. I was going to vote for the razor or the make up, but I realized, with the keg, that you could atleast drink til she looks good.

If I was stranded with a woman, I would want her to have a razor for sure. Armpit hair on women for the lose.

she could stay groomed for over a week!

I'd drink the beer, make her pluck out all her hairs individually, fuck her, kill her, and eat for a week off her corpse.

That's how you survive, ladies and gentlemen. You have to understand the hierarchy of needs.

I'm with gozen on this one.

The beer for reals.

If I'm gonna look like shit, she can too.

BUT ONLY IF I DO! If I somehow become hotter than I already am, she must leave the island at once.