I just kicked a Coyote's Ass

I just went outside to empty the trash in my backyard and when I turned the corner a fucking coyote was about two feet in front of me.

I was under the impression that coyotes always run away when they see people but this one just seemed to look at me. It was staring me down and though it wasn't really snarling it's teeth were showing. I think it might have been caught off guard and didn't know what to do. Who knows, animals are fucking crazy.

Anyway, when it didn't move I realised it really was more scared of me then I was of it so I started towards it yelling at the top of my lungs while wailing my arms and as it started to freak out and run towards the fence I kicked it in the side of it's ass, or somewhere in that area.

It was fucking intense.

Misleading thread title. You're not even sure what part of it you kicked! Unless there's shit stains on your shoe, you're not doing it right.

How big are coyotes, anyway? I don't think I've ever seen one in person.

I swear to god Opaque, change your damn name back. I can't take anything "Brett" says seriously.

Everytime I read one of your post I think of Ted McGinley from ROTN.

http://i2.tinypic.com/opy5c4.jpg

Like a big dog. Not so big as a wolf I think, but I've never seen a wolf in person.

I either hit it in the ass or on it's side but still near the ass. Somewhere in there.

You've got to be fucking kidding me, you kicked a mangy dog and decided to make a TNL thread about it?

I read the title as 'licked a coyote's ass.' Naturally, I'm disappointed.

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Originally Posted by Brett

I either hit it in the ass or on it's side but still near the ass. Somewhere in there.

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You must have horrid sex.

Sorry IP, you're the only one around here who has sex with coyotes.

Hey if you can't tell the difference between an ass and a fucking side, I don't really think you can be making that claim.

I thought I walked into a Wesley Willis tribute thread.