The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

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24 Aug 2007, 05:15 AM
Rich

Getting hit on by me?

He touched me in places only my priest has touched me before.

I'm also high on painkillers now because I couldn't sleep.
24 Aug 2007, 05:21 AM
The_Meach

Make sure to comp Razor some of those before you violate him again.
24 Aug 2007, 11:42 AM
Doc Holliday

This thread went serious.
24 Aug 2007, 12:47 PM
Brand X

lol, Doc's sig is classic.
24 Aug 2007, 04:53 PM
Rich

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Meach

Make sure to comp Razor some of those before you violate him again.

I got so high that I couldn't sleep and wound up wanting to puke for an hour.

Stupid painkillers.
24 Aug 2007, 09:32 PM
Pineapple

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Having your face covered in female cum isn't as fun as you guys make it out to be.

I see, I see. So you're the guy who, if he is about to go down on a girl and notices she's very wet, will grab a towel and wipe her off. If so, end your life for the good of all females, please.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

That, my friend, is why you should aim for the fucking multiples. If you haven't gotten a girl off six times in a row, within the span of 2-5 minutes, then you haven't lived.

completely confirmed. :tu:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

I've gotten a girl off 4-5 times during a 10 minute car ride. That's the best I've got, sorry.

now that is pretty good, I can't say my fingers have ever done that. bravo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

This thread went serious.

aww Doc, we'll get silly again for you soon, blv.
25 Aug 2007, 03:33 AM
Kev

Anyone ever gone shroom hunting? What am I looking for, and how do I prepare/ingest them? Do I have to dry them out or something? Do I have to treat them chemically? I've never gone shroom hunting before, so anyone with some experience, help me out.

EDIT: I ask this because it's been rainy as hell in my area and I'm not far from a cattle ranch. I figure free shrooms are worth the, um, adventure.
25 Aug 2007, 03:35 AM
Rich

Don't do it, dumbass.

You'll likely wind up dead.
25 Aug 2007, 03:36 AM
Kev

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

Don't do it, dumbass.

You'll likely wind up dead.

Fair enough. Never liked mushrooms anyway.

EDIT: Non-hallucenogenic or otherwise.
25 Aug 2007, 03:38 AM
Rich

Yeah, #1 rule is pretty much don't pick them yourself.

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