Glitch: Yeah, that night was horrible. I was still in high school when I had that dream.
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Glitch: Yeah, that night was horrible. I was still in high school when I had that dream.
I just recalled a funny one that a friend of mine had in high school where he was doing this really hot blond doggystyle, then after he popped she turned around and looked exactly like uncle Fester from Adam's Family.
I had a terrible dream a few times where My older brother and I were in a giant creepy mansion of some sort, and we were running from a vampire, we'd dodge around corners and hide. Eventually we found a kitchen, with a table and two chairs. We searched all over for food but all we could find was a bag of jumbo marshmallows. So we sat in the chairs, my brother with his back to the kitchen door, and ate marshmallows. My bro just stuck one in his mouth but I grabbed a handful and stuffed my mouth full. As I was trying to chew them the door creeped open behind my brother and the vampire started sneaking in. I frantically waved my arms and tried to scream but my brother wouldn't turn around. I can remember trying to chew as fast as I could to clear my mouth and trying to yell over and over. That was awful. It's ridiculous, but that feeling of absolute helplessness was terrible.
nighmares are for pussies, i get something worse...."sleep paralysis". it's some of the most disturbing experiences ever. you basically feel like your awake laying in bed, and your body is totaly paralized, you see a black shadow at the corner of the bed and he's making a freaky roaring sound the more you try to move/struggle. You also cannot breath and feellike any second now you will die from suffocation cuz you feelike like there is something on your chest.
sleep paralisys always occures when one is sleeping on his back.
this one time i managed to fall of the bed(hallucination) and my body was floating inches above the ground, and the shadow figure kept getting closer and closer. it's so fucking disturbing and freaky, i always end up waking up before that thing get too close.
some info:
http://www.dreamsnightmares.com/sleepparalysis.html
alls i remember is STOPQuote:
YES MY GATEKEEPER
Who's turn is it next?
Funniest game ever.
I had a nightmare where my girlfriend was over three hundred pounds.
Scary stuff.
your mom is over three hundred pounds.