I'm not flaming Recap, I'm just trying to help him get his troll game up. He's slipping, and the cracks are starting to show.
See, this is what I'm talking about. The "what the hell is he talking about" mystique is lazy writing. Try harder, man! If you can't stay in character and actually make the arguments, no one is going to buy into it.
The Recap character sounds like bad science fiction, where you have some amazing technology like time travel or some shit and you just say it works on some mysterious inexplicable force like "tachyons" or "dilitium crystals" or some shit. If you can't commit and actually give us a window into this "Recap" character, you'll never be the Troll King.

