Lost

Hey guys I just found out the ending:

It was all the dreams of a retarded boy playing with a snowglobe

ISN'T THAT FUN?!?!?!?!?!

Wasn't that St Elsewhere?

Also the whole Locke deal, along with the wonky timing of previous FS stories, just shows how little thought they put into any of this shit even from the start of this season. Helen talked about eloping and bringing Sawyer 1.0 when we first met Cripple Locke. Also, Clocke wasn't someone determined to stay in his chair for penance, he was a guy who was learning to accept that he'd never walk again.

They seriously couldn't have put any thought into where their end game might be with the obscene amount of time they had leading up to the premiere? That's casting aside the three years they had counting down. They make me want to punch my TV.

Edit: That griping aside, good work from O'Quinn during the scene where he explained the crash. Maybe it was just me but I bought his performance even if I was calling bullshit on the reveal.

I like John Locke. The only worthwhile part of the flash sideways is that he is still alive. Fuck the one-note bad guy he plays on the island though

Ji-Yeon is the other Kwon candidate, Lost 2 will have her find her way to the island.

The Man in Black will be Jin, Jacob will be Sun. They will have a similar interaction as MiB and Jacob but instead of saying do you know how much I want to kill you right now, Jin will say "Do you know how much I want to fuck you right now"

Ji-Yeon is disgusted by her risen parents fornicating and she blows the nuke up again creating an alternate timeline where she is Ni-Hao Kai Lan.
Also: WTF Off Screen Lapidus death. :(

If I was Miles or any other minority left on the island, I'd be shitting myself right about now

I totally forgot about Miles.

Miles is with Richard yeah?

Miles, Ben and Richard are having a circle jerk while Rose videotapes and Bernard fucks Vincent

brb preordering the blu-ray