Girl marries monster.

Swamp monster is hung.

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Originally Posted by Glitch

Swamp monster is hung.

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She went from the rock star, to the cock star.

Can you imagine having sex with that ... man/thing? Jesus it would be like the rape scene in Rosemary's Baby.

*edit* All of my images went dead :(

Should have attached them. Then you could have gotten upset on sunday too.

I'd be funny if they're getting divorced if he was just tired of fucking her.

Shame. I'd have liked to have seen the little blobs of protoplasm they would have called children.

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Originally Posted by kingoffighters

This made me LOL for REALZ!!!

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Me too.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Shame. I'd have liked to have seen the little blobs of protoplasm they would have called children.

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How would him being disfigured in an accident produce horrible-looking children? Unless he was by radiation or something his sperm are still carrying normal pretty genes.

he'd probobly pour acid on their faces to make himself feel better.

I know I would.

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Originally Posted by Survival Kid

Calling people fags is, apparently.

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and cunts

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Originally Posted by Compass

IAWTP.

[Edit]: Actually, I have one other thing to say. We don't know the guy. All we see is a deformed "monster" when see pics of this stranger. If she's known and loved him for years, this gives her a completely different perspective. When she looks at him now, yes, she sees the deformity, but she also sees everything she originally loved about him.

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for all we know, the guy has a huge monster cock and his new burnt face is awesome for other things

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Shame. I'd have liked to have seen the little blobs of protoplasm they would have called children.

Me too.

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Originally Posted by Nomi

How would him being disfigured in an accident produce horrible-looking children? Unless he was by radiation or something his sperm are still carrying normal pretty genes.

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I was going to post something along the same lines, but then I thought, Hey, you don't fuck with Dolemite.