Best Finch post ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
This game stunk.
I never played Wand Wanker.
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Best Finch post ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Finch
This game stunk.
I never played Wand Wanker.
Just for you I'm going to keep posting it. Just like you keep riding my nuts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Compass
Those 2 dungeons in WW where you had to have folks come along with you sucked ass shit.
Witty.
Also: you forgot to include the word "fuck," preferably in the form "those two temples can go fuck themselves," so we all get a sense of what a hard ass nigga youse are.
No ones as hard ass of a nigga as you are Compass. Not only do you act like a mister tough guy, but you attack and insult people on an online message board, aint nobody as bad ass as you!
So are you guys fighting over Zelda or Link? I can't tell.
I loved the escort dungeons in Wind Waker...
Turns out all the Legend of Zelda games are actually just Ganon dreaming, who's a fat Japanese kid in real life. It's his way of expressing the failure and rejection of his day-to-day life, in which he is always trying to stand up and be noticed but is continuously beaten up by a dumb jock named Link that never talks and is dating the head Cheerleader, Zelda.
So remember, every time you finish a Legend of Zelda game you're crushing the hopes of a dejected boy.
This revelation actually wants me want to play Zelda more.
The thing that always pissed me off about Wind Waker is that the whole overworld is water, the game's theme is nautical, and yet it's the first 3D Zelda where you can't fucking swim. Not being able to fish is a pretty big disappointment as well. Then there's the boat that moves at a snail's pace when you aren't sailing. There should have been some magic paddles or an enchanted outboard motor or something to make navigating around the islands tolerable. Having to change the wind direction and deploy the sails just to move ten feet in the other direction to find treasure is not fun.