I will destroy anyone in Chess

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Originally Posted by Calliander

That four move thing is not even a check mate. My girl could beat you at chess. I couldn't, because I'm dumb, but she could.

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You can get a check-mate in 4 moves, I used to be in a chess class in highschool and it was one of the first things we learned to guard against.

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Originally Posted by Korian

Nah it's Game Over.

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You mean blitzkrieg? That shit is easy to avoid.

I come at you so fast you would want to concede to avoid
shame.

Chess is for n00bs.

Nah it's for nerds.

I can beat you in two moves. Eat it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool%27s_mate

I wouldn't let that happen and the chances of that variable
is slim to none.

I was the captain of the chess team in high school, I never lost a match.

When I was 5 years old I beat a grand master that was doing an exhibition at the Annapolis Mall. I don't remember it but my dad told me that I made the guy cry.

I guarantee I will fuck you up. Hardcore.

You still play?

What the fuck is chess?