You know your too hardcore when...

When you attack people by jumping at them ass-first.

When you "combine" some "green herb" on some "paper" to make yourself "feel better".

When you take "mushrooms" to "get big".

When you fuck up something in real life and wish you could hit the reset button or reload your last save.

When you offer your grandmother a $100 bill and tell her to "Shake it, baby".

When you literally cry to your mother that someone stole your "online treasures" in Everquest. And then later blow your brains out playing said game.

When you're sick, you go to hookers for blowjobs to recover health.

You automatically think of Turok when it's foggy outside.

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Originally posted by Tain
When you wonder why you don't see lense flare.

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True story:

One day about two years ago I had to wake up really early for work (maybe 7:30 isn't early for most of you, but it is for me), and as I was walking down the street to work, I noticed all the shadows were going one way down the street. I thought to myself that was just lazy, there should be more light sources placed along the street to create multiple shadows that layer on each other, it'd produce a more realistic effect.

It was then I realized that the "light source" was the Sun, and I really needed to get more sleep.

-When you try to double jump a car.
-When you try to pick things up by just walking on it.
-When you accidently beat a man to death, you never knew he was dying due to the lack of him blinking red.
-When you tack a dead raccoon tail to your ass an run as fast you can in an attempt to fly.
-When you paint red triangles on the street in hopes of getting a speed boost.

When you've seen this thread countless times in the past.

when you talk, walk, and act like solid snake, sneaking around school and pretending to be a spy. oh wait, that's not being hardcore, that's being gay.:lol:

When you get up after seven straight hours on your Dreamcast and walk by a mirror only to be suprised when Ryo Hazuki's face isn't staring back at you. Another true story, unfortunately.

...when you actually care when ECM shows up on your most frequented message forum.

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Originally posted by JefmcC
It's been a while since we did one of these posts. So here goes.

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so in other words...HEY, LET'S ALL TRY TO IMPRESS NICK ROX

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Originally posted by Dolemite
When you sit up three days straight trying to capture one frame of animation for a strategy guide (see the "Which Gamefan editor do you most relate to?" thread). :)

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right smack on the ass.

you knwo your too hardcore when you care what a fake nick rox thinks