Strange spam

being grated together. Your shoes contain molebind projectors . If you dont know-why then well just have to find out for Thats why there is no record of them. now. Lets play the concert and figure out how we can get out of here Something dark appeared through the partly open door. The gun banged must be somewhere deep in the city, behind walls the radio signals On the seventh day we did not rest. After a final round of rehearsals that you are the master-trader in these parts. thrown into a storage bin, then looked up at the big screen on the need in the transition from boy to man. But that is as far as I will back of my chair because Aidas voice whispered in my ear. A little too well, I said. The Breakdown Wars are long gone and passed the wall was high and unscalable. Though I stayed in radio wouldnt listen . . . the grave, the grave! shouted at me his breath frightened me more than he did.

I get this shit all the time. It's awesome.

This is the old-school method of beating spam filters, man. Although, usually this is accompanied by an advertisement to make your penis bigger. Did you just get the message?

I got a message about a horny mature lady and an angry Republican once, it was pretty rad.

Calliander, thanks for filling me in as to why these messages are so damn wierd, I actually didn't know that.

A lot of them keep all of the actual spam in an attached image file since the spam filters can't scan any text in images. I actually collect fucked up spam; I love it.

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Originally Posted by flux=rad

A lot of them keep all of the actual spam in an attached image file since the spam filters can't scan any text in images.

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Correct.

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Originally Posted by Josh

being grated together. Your shoes contain molebind projectors . If you dont know-why then well just have to find out for Thats why there is no record of them. now. Lets play the concert and figure out how we can get out of here Something dark appeared through the partly open door. The gun banged must be somewhere deep in the city, behind walls the radio signals On the seventh day we did not rest. After a final round of rehearsals that you are the master-trader in these parts. thrown into a storage bin, then looked up at the big screen on the need in the transition from boy to man. But that is as far as I will back of my chair because Aidas voice whispered in my ear. A little too well, I said. The Breakdown Wars are long gone and passed the wall was high and unscalable. Though I stayed in radio wouldnt listen . . . the grave, the grave! shouted at me his breath frightened me more than he did.

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James Joyce lives on!

Going for a run, I called out to Floyd, leaping to my feet in a tell us just what is happening. Okay? storeroom . . . footsteps sounded below. aboveground and I could get a triangulation. Help is on the way. university has so much money involved in this operation that they companion, our pet dog goes with us. at war we seek only peace. We survive. They will kill themselves, but the Admiral now. Ask him how much time I have left. When is the So now you are going to tell me about those certain reasons. and there were gurgled shouts of agreement from all sides as more beer Im unarmed! My gun slid across the floor as I threw my hands into with you. With this blessing the footsteps thudded again into silence the red brick road. Thats it then. You have just met The Stainless Steel Rats. Any Hello, Tremearne, are you there? hadnt used it. all of it too loud. In the end I turned off the sound.

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Originally Posted by Calliander

This is the old-school method of beating spam filters, man. Although, usually this is accompanied by an advertisement to make your penis bigger. Did you just get the message?

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I get them with nothing else. It's like crazy beatnik poetry. I can assume their only purpose is to confound.

I've been getting this Japanese spam in my work email lately:


[件名]右手に見えますのはー左手に見えますのはー
[本文]なんて、毎日ニコニコしながら…お客様は神様です!!精神に疲れてしまっ
たバスガイド(25歳)です。Ｂ８３・Ｗ５８・Ｈ８３かな？ちょっと前なので正確
では無いかも知れないですけど…普段の気疲れで、休みの日は寝てるだけなんで
す。ﾌﾞﾗのサイズあってないのかな…って思っても、買い物にいくのも億劫に
なっちゃって(泣)向いてると思ってはじめた仕事だけど…最近壁にぶつかってま
す。素敵な恋愛したかったのに、気が付いたら出会い系使ってでも相手が欲しい
って思うくらい余裕がなくなってました!でも…ウジウジしてても仕方ないし、こ
ういのも有りかな？って思ってます。妥協じゃないし、諦めとかでメールしてる
んじゃないので本気です。お近づきになりたくってメールしました　もうお相手
って見付かってますか？直ぐ逢っちゃうのでも抵抗がかったらお食事したいです!
こういう仕事してるので、人見知りはしません(笑)宜しくお願いします　…

続きを見る･返事を出すにはこちら
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http://inakamusume.sakura.ne.jp/r.cgi?mind

Did that just come out as squares on everyone's computer? Here, let me babelfish it:

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[ Subject ] as for being visible in the right hand - as for being visible in the left hand while - [ the text ] how, everyday smiling... as for the customer it seems the God way! ! Becoming tired in mind, the stripe っ it is the bus guide (25 years old) is. B83 W58 H83 kana? Just a little being to be before, perhaps, it is not accurate, however is... with usual worry, sleeping, just the る does the day of day off with something. Also size of the ﾌ ﾞ ﾗ without being kana... the っ て thinking, going to shopping facing the っ ちゃっ て (crying) bothersome, thinking as the る, but the work which starts striking to the wall recently, the ま it does. When cute fell in love perceived to applying, it encountered and even with, system the っ て which the partner using wants there is no extent room which is thought it increased! So... the Uzi Uzi doing, the て manner or, the う it is densely and even is kana? The っ て thinking, it increases. Compromise or, abandonment with the mail it has done, it is being it is not, it is serious. We would like you to get near, already the partner who the っ て mail is done っ て we are found and increase? Immediately, 逢 っ ちゃ う being, when resistance applies, the meal we would like to do, is! Because such it works, you are not bashful, (laughing) we ask may... To make the ･ reply which looks at the continuation, this ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ http: //inakamusume.sakura.ne.jp/r.cgi? Mind

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I think it's some sort of dating service. I know I like fruity Japanese stuff, but I swear I've never visited anything from work that would get my work email address spammed by this stuff... Somebody go to that site and tell me what it is.