The Epilepsy Thread

Allergic to cat dander, cigarette smoke, dust, and pollen. I have Diabetes and a small case of eczema on the forehead.

Spring and Fall fuck me up fierce.

1. Chronic bilateral kidney stones

2. Complex partial seizures

3. Concentric left ventricular hypertrophy

Yep, life's FUN!!!

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Some fat spanish guy tried to wake her up by pouring a cup of water on her face.

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Was he with her, was he just working at the Wendy's, or was he just an overeager good samaritan?

I have a fairly mild form of Keratoconus which pretty much gives me double vision out of my left eye, but its so mild that it's easy to ignore. My little brother is about to have his 3rd cornea transplant as a result. I suppose I could be worse off.

And my wisdom tooth hurts. At least my top 2 are completely through and in the clear.

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Originally Posted by Nick

Was he with her, was he just working at the Wendy's, or was he just an overeager good samaritan?

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Overeager good samaritan. I think he got off on it, actually.

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Originally Posted by Advocate

Allergic to cat dander

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You just reminded me- I'm allergic to cats too. Shame, they're cute.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

You just reminded me- I'm allergic to cats too. Shame, they're cute.

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fag

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

Apparently you can actually have conversations with me in my sleep. Like if you ask me a question I'll give you an answer. It won't make any sense but it's an answer nontheless.

Q: How was your day, Andrew?
A: No, I like your hat. It matches your wicker chair.

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Q: Andrew, suck my cock.
A: Okay, it's sunny out and-*ggggglug-glug-glug*

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Originally Posted by Drewbacca

I have weird dreams too. One dream I had was me peeling and eating a banana horde with my friends Zach and Ryan.

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No, it's not bananas- your friends Zach and Ryan are fucking you in your mouth in your sleep. See above.

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Originally Posted by Rich

fag

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You're just mad 'cause you don't get any kind of pussy.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

You're just mad 'cause you don't get any kind of pussy.

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:lol: I'm impressed. Bravo.

but it's lies! all lies!

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Originally Posted by Rich

I like everyone trying to justify their number. It's funny. (i suppose marriage is an acceptable excuse to most of us not named Yoshi)

I've only fucked 2 girls. Big fucking deal.

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0 - I'm waiting for that special person.... or just like to masterbate

Burky, Doc Holliday, Dunlap, kedawa, Korian, Psx, Thief Silver, wEEman33

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