Man converts to Judaism, wants to force circumcision on unwilling 12yo son

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23 Apr 2007, 05:53 PM
Rumpy

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Why should I give a fuck if someone who's uncircumcised thinks they enjoy sex more than I do? It's not like I can do anything about it, nor do I care about how much any other dude is enjoying sex.

If you really wanted to know, you could grow it back through some rather uncomfortable sounding means. There are anti-circumcision groups in America and some old dude figured out how to get it back. Saw it on Bullshit (season 3 I think).
23 Apr 2007, 05:59 PM
burgundy

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Originally Posted by johnk_

Do you have a source to back up your .05% claim? At that rate, it would have disappeared a long time ago, so that's hard to believe, considering AIDS is still a growing problem and is widespread in several areas of the world.

Um, the Wikipedia article like five posts up.

AIDS is a massive massive problem in underdeveloped areas of the world. You are probably not posting from an underdeveloped area of the world.
23 Apr 2007, 06:00 PM
burgundy

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Originally Posted by Nick

Just speaking theoretically, what are the chances of contracting a disease if you sleep with a cute little blond spiky-haired man from Texas who you think might be made of magic?

The Auroraphilia has got to stop. If are a dude and you want to fuck him, you are gay. You don't get a free pass for him.
23 Apr 2007, 06:02 PM
Dolemite

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Originally Posted by burgundy

To clarify...it's a .05% chance...

If you said, under the right circumstances, I had a .05% chance of losing some dough in an investment, I'd totally say go for it. Those are great odds.

But if you said, under the right circumstances, that I had .05% chance of getting a FATAL FUCKING DISEASE that could have easily been avoided by bagging my shit up, well...no fucking way. That's .05% more of a chance than I'm willing to take with my life.
23 Apr 2007, 06:06 PM
George

Truth incarnate. Let's also not forget that with strange pussy you have the chance of contracting lots of other lovely illnesses, many bacterial, almost all making your piss turn to cheese.
23 Apr 2007, 06:09 PM
Hubbitron

That's why I only FTUTA.
23 Apr 2007, 06:15 PM
burgundy

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

If you said, under the right circumstances, I had a .05% chance of losing some dough in an investment, I'd totally say go for it. Those are great odds.

But if you said, under the right circumstances, that I had .05% chance of getting a FATAL FUCKING DISEASE that could have easily been avoided by bagging my shit up, well...no fucking way. That's .05% more of a chance than I'm willing to take with my life.

It's not a .05% chance if you're not fucking a chick who has AIDS. About 1% of Americans have HIV/AIDS. So you're looking at a .0005% or a ONE IN TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND chance of getting HIV from a random raw chick. Your chances of dying from slipping in your shower are almost 100 times this, but I bet you bathe.

http://funny2.com/odds.htm

Plenty of good reasons to wrap it up. AIDS isn't one of them.

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Originally Posted by TrialSword

Truth incarnate. Let's also not forget that with strange pussy you have the chance of contracting lots of other lovely illnesses, many bacterial, almost all making your piss turn to cheese.

Eh, that shit is gross but very curable. The only things that scare me are herpes, warts and children.
23 Apr 2007, 06:24 PM
SpoDaddy

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Originally Posted by burgundy

It's beyond unlikely that a male will get HIV from hetero sex. Not that there aren't tons of other awful things out there.

That's the dumbest thing you've ever said. I'm all for getting rid of the anteater because it's more clean when cut, less likely to contract an STD, and more attractive to women. Hetero guys get HIV all the time though; it's harder for a hetero guy to get it than a homo guy but it still can happen.
23 Apr 2007, 06:29 PM
Dolemite

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Originally Posted by burgundy

It's not a .05% chance if you're not fucking a chick who has AIDS. About 1% of Americans have HIV/AIDS. So you're looking at a .0005% or a ONE IN TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND chance of getting HIV from a random raw chick.

No shit- hence my use of the term, "under the right circumstances." The circumstances being, of course, that the chick has AIDS. Guess that got by you.

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Your chances of dying from slipping in your shower are almost 100 times this, but I bet you bathe.

Nope. Sitting in dirty bathwater's gross.
23 Apr 2007, 06:36 PM
Razor Ramon

I can't wait for Burg to tie the knot. I hope I'm invited.

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