One square?? Total? That bitch is crazy.
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One square?? Total? That bitch is crazy.
Only some who shits rabbit pellets could come up with something that dumb.
Unless she plans on installing a bidet in my house she can shut up.
One square is plenty for wiping the dribble off your beaver after you just tinkled if you're a girl. I get the feeling that's what she meant.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnk_
she needs to be more specific, you can't be spouting off crazy shit like that otherwise. my shits are pretty great
That's just a bit too much. I understand bio-diesel, but one sheet of TP? That's disgusting. Since when did fighting for the environment mix with personal hygiene? She wants to make a statement? How about planting 1 million trees rather than using 1 sheet of TP.
Disgusting hippie!!!!!!!!!!!!
If this bitch's music didn't suck so terribly bad I might value her opinion.
So you wipe your mouth off on your sleeve, pull your sleeve off and replace that same sleeve with another, all while sitting down eating in some restaurant? wow.Quote:
She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".
The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.
Would these be outlawed in local bbq/rib restaurants to keep me from vom'ing at the site of these?
Sounds like something that would be more at home in a kindergarten cafeteria.
I enjoy having a clean anus at all times. I don't even use toilet paper that much. I mean, it doesn't really get your ass clean- using wads of dry paper feels like you're just smearing the shit around to me. If I have time, I just hop in the shower and give my ass a nice cleaning. If I'm in a rush, I use baby wipes, then TP just to dry off.
also, Toilet paper is used to clean up my 'fap'ing. If Sheryl Crow had her way I would have to quit 'fap'ing. Unacceptable.
Jerking off is a sin against Jesus.